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Juno

...like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me

Juno • 2007
Juno MacGuff:
...like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me

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Like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me
Available in 7 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
519
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:21
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Actors
Juno Macguff
Ellen Page
Dude I think it's best to just tell themI'm pregnantOh GodYeah but I'm gonnagive it up for adoptionAnd I already found the perfect coupleThey're gonna pay for the medical expenses and everythingAnd and what 30 er odd weekswe can just pretend that this - Juno 01:11
Dude I think it's best to just tell themI'm...
And you know Paulie is actually greatin uh OkayIn chair - Juno 00:07
And you know Paulie is actually greatin uh OkayIn chair
And I it's just that I'm not ready to be a momDamn skippy you're notYou don't even rememberto give Liberty Bell her breathing medsThat was once and she did not die if you recall - Juno 00:14
And I it's just that I'm not ready to be a momDamn...
You're just a kidI don't want you to get ripped offby a couple of baby starved wing nuts - Juno 00:06
You're just a kidI don't want you to get ripped...
Boy I thought you were the kind of girlwho knew when to say whenI don't really know what kind of girl I am - Juno 00:15
Boy I thought you were the kind of girlwho knew when to say...
Whoa. Just tell it to me straight, Bren. You think this is my fault? I think kids get bored and they - Juno 00:44
Whoa. Just tell it to me straight, Bren. You think this is...
I think kids get bored and they have intercourse - Juno 00:05
I think kids get bored and they have intercourse
I am not ready to be a Pop PopYou're not gonna be a Pop PopSomebody else is gonna find a precious blessing from Jesusin this garbage dump of a situation - Juno 00:12
I am not ready to be a Pop PopYou're not gonna be a Pop...
Did you see that coming when she sat us down hereYeah but I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugsThat was my first instinct too or a DWIAnything but this - Juno 00:13
Did you see that coming when she sat us down hereYeah but I...
And I'm gonna punch that Bleeker kid in the wienernext time I see him - Juno 00:05
And I'm gonna punch that Bleeker kid in the wienernext...
Thanks for having me and my irresponsible childover to your house - Juno 00:05
Thanks for having me and my irresponsible childover to your...
Oh wicked pic in the PennySaver by the waySuper classy not like those peoplewith the fake woods in the backgroundHonestly who do they think they're foolingYou found us in the PennySaver - Juno 00:12
Oh wicked pic in the PennySaver by the waySuper classy not...
And this of course is JunoLike the city in AlaskaNoNoHon Shall we sit down get to know one anotherWell I thought I'd get some drinksWhat would anyone likeI have Pellegrino or vitamin water ororange juice withI'll have a Maker's Mark please UpShe's - Juno 00:27
And this of course is JunoLike the city in AlaskaNoNoHon...
So Juno first off how far along are youI'm a junior - Juno 00:09
So Juno first off how far along are youI'm a junior
Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thingWhat do you mean don't I justhave the thing squeeze it on out and hand it overMark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoptionUh waitwhat does that meanIt means they'd send annual updates photoslet - Juno 00:54
Let's talk about how we're gonna do this thingWhat...
No I don't want to you know sell the thing - Juno 00:04
No I don't want to you know sell the thing
Have you ever felt like you were just born to do somethingYesHeating and air conditioning - Juno 00:08
Have you ever felt like you were just born to do...
Could I use the facilities first'Cause being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit - Juno 00:07
Could I use the facilities first'Cause being pregnant...
I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of lifesweet screaming pooping lifeand you don't even have to be therewhen it comes out all covered in um VisceraBlood and guts - Juno 00:11
I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of lifesweet...
Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuffShe gave you your own room in in inin your whole house for your for your stuffWow She's got you on a long leash there Mark - Juno 00:13
Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuffShe gave you...