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Mm Wholesome spiritually wealthy couplehave found true love with each other AwAll that's missing is your bastardI want a parakeet
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Juno

I want a parakeet

Juno • 2007
Leah:
"Wholesome, spiritually wealthy couple have found true love with each other." Aw... all that's missing is your bastard!Juno MacGuff:I want a parakeet

Full Transcript

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Mm Wholesome spiritually wealthy couple
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have found true love with each other Aw
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All that's missing is your bastard
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I want a parakeet
Available in 7 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
401
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:55
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Actors

Olivia Thirlby
Leah
Olivia Thirlby
Juno Macguff
Ellen Page
No I heard youI just like I don't want to give the babyto a family that describes themselves as wholesomeWhy Well I don't knowI just want someone a little more edgierOkay what did you have in mind exactlyI was thinking more like graphic designer mid - Juno 00:22
No I heard youI just like I don't want to give the...
Uh how about thisEducated successful couple seekinginfant to join our family of fiveYou will be compensatedHelp us complete the circle of loveYeesh That sounds greatThey sound like a freakin' cult is what they sound likeAnd besides they already have three - Juno 00:19
Uh how about thisEducated successful couple seekinginfant to...
They were Mark and Vanessa Loring, and they were beautiful even in black and white. - Juno 00:08
They were Mark and Vanessa Loring, and they were beautiful...
Hey, Paul, are you coming downstairs to eat? - Juno 00:31
Hey, Paul, are you coming downstairs to eat?
So I'm not really sure how I'm gonna spit this out. - Juno 00:31
So I'm not really sure how I'm gonna spit this...
Like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me - Juno 00:04
Like it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me
Dude I think it's best to just tell themI'm pregnantOh GodYeah but I'm gonnagive it up for adoptionAnd I already found the perfect coupleThey're gonna pay for the medical expenses and everythingAnd and what 30 er odd weekswe can just pretend that this - Juno 01:11
Dude I think it's best to just tell themI'm...
And you know Paulie is actually greatin uh OkayIn chair - Juno 00:07
And you know Paulie is actually greatin uh OkayIn chair
And I it's just that I'm not ready to be a momDamn skippy you're notYou don't even rememberto give Liberty Bell her breathing medsThat was once and she did not die if you recall - Juno 00:14
And I it's just that I'm not ready to be a momDamn...
You're just a kidI don't want you to get ripped offby a couple of baby starved wing nuts - Juno 00:06
You're just a kidI don't want you to get ripped...
Boy I thought you were the kind of girlwho knew when to say whenI don't really know what kind of girl I am - Juno 00:15
Boy I thought you were the kind of girlwho knew when to say...
Whoa. Just tell it to me straight, Bren. You think this is my fault? I think kids get bored and they - Juno 00:44
Whoa. Just tell it to me straight, Bren. You think this is...
I think kids get bored and they have intercourse - Juno 00:05
I think kids get bored and they have intercourse
I am not ready to be a Pop PopYou're not gonna be a Pop PopSomebody else is gonna find a precious blessing from Jesusin this garbage dump of a situation - Juno 00:12
I am not ready to be a Pop PopYou're not gonna be a Pop...
Did you see that coming when she sat us down hereYeah but I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugsThat was my first instinct too or a DWIAnything but this - Juno 00:13
Did you see that coming when she sat us down hereYeah but I...
And I'm gonna punch that Bleeker kid in the wienernext time I see him - Juno 00:05
And I'm gonna punch that Bleeker kid in the wienernext...
Thanks for having me and my irresponsible childover to your house - Juno 00:05
Thanks for having me and my irresponsible childover to your...
Oh wicked pic in the PennySaver by the waySuper classy not like those peoplewith the fake woods in the backgroundHonestly who do they think they're foolingYou found us in the PennySaver - Juno 00:12
Oh wicked pic in the PennySaver by the waySuper classy not...
And this of course is JunoLike the city in AlaskaNoNoHon Shall we sit down get to know one anotherWell I thought I'd get some drinksWhat would anyone likeI have Pellegrino or vitamin water ororange juice withI'll have a Maker's Mark please UpShe's - Juno 00:27
And this of course is JunoLike the city in AlaskaNoNoHon...
So Juno first off how far along are youI'm a junior - Juno 00:09
So Juno first off how far along are youI'm a junior