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Ow ow fuckity owGod Bren when do I get the friggin' spinal tap thingIt's called a spinal blockand you can't have it yet honeyThe doctor said you're not dilated enoughOh come on I mean it's likeI have

Hey, can we get my kid the damn spinal tap already?

Juno • 2007

Juno MacGuff:
Ow, ow, fuckity-ow! Bren, when do I get that spinal tap thing?Bren:It's called a spinal block. And you can't have it yet, honey. The doctor said you're not dilated enough.Juno MacGuff:You mean I have to wait for it to get worse? Why can't they just give it to me now?Bren:Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream...Bren:Shit.Bren:Hey, can we get my kid the damn spinal tap already?

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Ow ow fuckity ow

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God Bren when do I get the friggin' spinal tap thing

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It's called a spinal block

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and you can't have it yet honey

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The doctor said you're not dilated enough

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Oh come on I mean it's like

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I have to wait for it to get worse

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Why can't I just have the friggin' thing now

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Well honey doctors are sadists who like to play God

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and watch lesser people scream

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Oh shit Uh excuse me

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Hey could we give my kid the damn spinal tap already

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ما تفعلينه هذا و لكنه مرح

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يا برين متى سأحصل على قرص الأعصاب اللعين ذاك

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انه يسمى مخدر عصبي و لايمكنك الحصول عليه بعد يا عزيزتي

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فالطبيبة قالت بأنك مازلت غير مستعدة لتعاطيه بعد

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بربكم أعلي الإنتظار حتى يسوء وضعي أكثر

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لم لا يمكنني الحصول على ذاك المخدر اللعين الآن

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يا عزيزتي إن الأطباء لهم أشخاص ساديون يحبون أن يلعبوا دور الإله

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و يراقبون عديمي الحيلة و هم يتعذبون أمامهم

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تبا

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معذرة هل لنا أن نعطي بنيتي قرص الأعصاب اللعين ذاك حالا

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Bren quand est ce que j'aurais cette putain de péritruc

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C'est une péridurale et c'est trop tôt Les docteurs disent que tu n'es pas assez dilatée

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Pourquoi attendre que ça devienne pire Je peux pas avoir le truc maintenant

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Chérie les docteurs sont des sadiques se prenant pour Dieu et regardant les êtres inférieurs crier

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Et merde

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Pardon on peut pas donner à ma fille la putain de péritruc

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Wann bekomme ich endlich diese Punktion

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Es heißt Epiduralanästhesie und dafür ist es noch zu früh

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Der Muttermund ist noch nicht weit genug offen

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Ach komm Ich meine

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Muss es erst schlimmer werden Ich will das Ding jetzt

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Ärzte sind Sadisten die gerne Gott spielen und uns leiden lassen

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Scheiße

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Entschuldigung Kann mein Kind doch schon die Punktion bekommen

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Bren kapan aku akan mendapatkan Spinal Tap itu

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Namanya spinal blok dan kau belum bisa memilikinya sayang Dokter bilang kau belum cukup lear

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Ayolah Apa aku harus mnunggu sampai parah Kenapa aku tak boleh mengeluarkannya sekarang

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Honey doktr itu sadis senang melihat orang teriak

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Oh shit

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Permisi Bisakah kita memberikan anakku spinal tap itu

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Брен может ты мне подпорку для спины как нибудь организуешь

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Она называется спинной фиксатор тебе он пока противопоказан

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Доктор сказал что ты еще не до конца раскрылась

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Да ладно Все чтоли ждут когда мне станет хуже

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Почему именно мне противопоказан этот чертов фиксатор

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Ды же знаешь какие садюги эти врачи зайка Пока ты мучаешься они ловят кайф

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Вот блин

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Эй там может мой ребенок уже получить свой спинной фиксатор

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Cuándo me hacen esa puñetera punción lumbar

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Es la epidural y no pueden ponértela aún

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El doctor ha dicho que no has dilatado lo suficiente

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Venga ya Es como

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Tengo que esperar a que sea peor Por qué no me lo ponen ahora

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Los médicos son sádicos que juegan a ser Dios y miran a los inferiores gritar

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Mierda

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Perdone Podemos ponerle ya mi hija la punción lumbar

Available in 7 languages

Duration

27 seconds

Views

953

Timestamp in Movie

01:24:44

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Actors

Juno Macguff