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So who's readyfor some chromo magnificenceYeah I have a menstrual migraineso I can't really look at bright lights todayAmanda I told you to goto the infirmary and lie downYou never listenNo Josh

Isn't that... right, bleak?

Juno • 2007

Juno MacGuff:
Who's ready for some chromo magnificence?Girl Lab Partner:Yeah, I have a menstrual headache. So I can't really look at bright lights today.Guy Lab Partner:Amanda, I told you to go to the infirmary and lie down. You never listen!Girl Lab Partner:No, Josh. Because I don't take orders. Not from you and not from any man.Guy Lab Partner:You know you've been acting like this ever since I got back from visiting my brother in Mankato... I already told you nothing happened.Paulie Bleeker:Well I'm going to set up the apparatus. Um, Juno would you like to plug in the Bunsen burner?Juno MacGuff:It's my pleasure.Girl Lab Partner:I'm going to the infirmary.Guy Lab Partner:Good. Call me when you get off the rag!Girl Lab Partner:Fine! Call me when you learn how to love someone instead of cheat at your brother's college. Just because you had four Smirnoff ices and a bottle of snow peak peach flavored Boones.Guy Lab Partner:Good, Amanda. I'll be sure to do that. I'll make a note of it!Juno MacGuff:...I've actually heard the the snow peak peach flavor is the best flavor of Boone's.Juno MacGuff:Isn't that... right, bleak?

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So who's ready

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for some chromo magnificence

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Yeah I have a menstrual migraine

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so I can't really look at bright lights today

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Amanda I told you to go

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to the infirmary and lie down

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You never listen

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No Josh because I don't take orders

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not from you and not from any man You've been acting

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like this ever since I got back

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from visiting my brother in Mankato

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I already told you nothing happened

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Well I'm gonna set up the apparatus

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Um Juno do you want to plug in the Bunsen burner

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It's my pleasure I'm going to the infirmary

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Good Call me when you get off the rag

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Fine Call me when you learn how to love someone

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instead of cheat at your brother's college

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just because you had four Smirnoff Ices

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and a bottle of snow peak peach flavored Boone's

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Good Amanda I'll be sure to do that

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I'll make a note of it

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I've actually heard that

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the snow peak peach flavor

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is the best flavor of Boone's

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Isn't that right Bleek

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من مستعد لإجراب بعض تجارب لـ فصل المواد المختلطة

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أنا مصابة بصداع نصفي نتيجة الطمث لذا فلا يمكنني النظر لأضواء لامعة اليوم

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يا أماندا لقد أخبرتك أن تذهبي للمشفى و تستلقين هناك و لكنك لا تستمعين قط

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لا يا جوش لأني لا أتلقى الأوامر ليس منك و ليس من أية رجل

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أتدرين أمرا أنت تتصرفين بهذه الطريقة منذ

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عودتي من زيارة أخي بـ مانكاتو

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و قد أخبرتك بالفعل أن ما من شئ حدث هناك

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حسنا سأقوم بإعداد جهاز التجربة

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هل تودين يا جونو يتجهيز موقد بنزن

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من دواعي سروري

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أنا ذاهبة للمشفى

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جيد اتصلي بي عندما تنتهين من حنقك هذا

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حسنا و لتتصل أنت بي عندما تتعلم كيف أن تحب شخصا ما

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عوضا عن قيامك بخيانته مع فتيات بجامعة أخيك

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فقط لمجرد أنك احتسيت أربع كؤوس من الشراب

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و زجاجة نبيذ سنو بيك بطعم الخوخ من مزارع بون

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حسنا يا آماندا سأحرص على قيامي بذلك بل و سأكتب لك ملحوظة بها

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لقد سمعت حقا أن شراب سنو بيك بطعم الخوخ هو أفضل مذاق لنبيذ مزارع بون

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أليس هذا صحيحا يا بليك

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Alors qui est prêt pour la chromagnificence

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J'ai mes règles j'peux pas regarder de lumières fortes

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Amanda je t'ai dit d'aller t'allonger à l'infirmerie Tu ne m'écoutes jamais

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Non Josh je ne reçois d'ordre ni de toi ni d'aucun mec

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Tu es comme ça depuis que je suis allé voir mon frère à Mankato

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Je te l'ai dit il ne s'est rien passé

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Je vais préparer le matériel

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Juno tu peux brancher le bec Bunsen

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Avec plaisir

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Je vais à l'infirmerie

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Appelle moi si tu t'es calmée

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Appelle moi quand tu sauras aimer quelqu'un au lieu de le tromper au bahut de ton frère

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parce que tu avais bu 4 vodkas et une bouteille de Snow Peak Peach

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Bien Amanda je m'en ferais un pense bête

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Il parait que le Snow Peak c'est vraiment délicieux

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Pas vrai Bleek

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Also wer ist bereit für das Chromo Wunder

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Ich habe meine Tage und ertrage kein helles Licht

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Amanda ich habe dir geraten dich im Krankenzimmer hinzulegen Du hörst nicht

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Nein Josh ich lasse mir nichts vorschreiben

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Nicht von dir und auch keinem anderen Mann

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Du zickst so rum seit ich von meinem Bruder in Mankato zurück bin

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Da ist nichts gelaufen

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Ich baue schon mal auf Juno stöpselst du den Bunsenbrenner ein

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Gern Ich gehe ins Krankenzimmer

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Ruf an wenn du darüber hinweg bist Klar

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Und ruf du an wenn du gelernt hast jemanden zu lieben anstatt zu betrügen

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weil du dir vier Smirnoff Ice und Snow Peak Peach Boone's reingezogen hast

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Gut Amanda Das mache ich Ich werde es mir notieren

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Die Geschmacksrichtung Snow Peak Peach

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soll die beste von Boone's sein

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Stimmt's Bleek

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Who's ready for some chromamagnificence

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Aku sedang migrain menstruasi jadi aku tak bisa melihat cahaya terang hari ini

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Amanda aku sudah bilang padamu agar kau pergi ke uks dan beristirahat Kau tak pernah mendengarkan

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Nggak Josh sebab aku tak menerima perintah Tidak darimu dan tidak dari siapapun

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Kau tahu kau telah bertingkah seperti ini sejak aku kembali dari mengunjungi saudaraku di Mankato

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Sudah kubilang tak ada yang terjadi

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Well aku akan mengeset apparatus

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Juno kau mau memasang pembakar Bunsen

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Dengan senang hati

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Aku akan pergi ke klinik

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Bagus Telpon aku ketika kau sudah selesai

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Oke hubungi aku ketika kau sudah belajar mencintai seseorang daripada berbuat curang di kelulsan kakakmu

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Hanya karena kau memiliki empat Smirnoff Ices dan sebotol Boone s Snow Peak rasa Peach

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Bagus Amanda aku akan melakukannya dan aku akan membuat catatan disitu

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Aku sebenarnya mendengar bahwa Snow Peak rasa Peach adalah rasa Boone's yang paling enak

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Ya kan Bleek

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Ну кто готов к чудесам химии

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У меня ПМС башка раскалывается так что на яркий свет я смотреть не смогу

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Аманда я же говорил больная иди лечись Чем ты слушаешь

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Нет Джош мне нафиг не нужны советы ни от тебя ни от кого то другого

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Ты ведешь себя так с тех пор

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как я вернулся от брата из Менкейто

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Я же говорил тебе ничего не было

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Ну я пожалуй настрою приборы

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Джуно включи плз горелку

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С удовольствием

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Я иду в медпункт

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Прекрасно позови когда с тебя пар сойдет

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Ага позови когда научишься любить кого то

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Вместо того чтобы трахать козерожек в колледже брата

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которые раздвигают ноги после стопки перцовки

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или бокала сухого мартини

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Прекрасно Аманда В следующий раз так и сделаю

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В точности как ты расписала

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Я всегда говорю Мартини без сока деньги на ветер

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Правильно говорю Блик

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Listos para la cromatomagnificencia

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Tengo jaqueca menstrual y no puedo mirar luces brillantes

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Amanda te dije que fueras a tumbarte a la enfermería Nunca me haces caso

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No Josh porque no acepto órdenes Ni de ti ni de ningún hombre

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Te comportas así desde que volví de ver a mi hermano en Mankato

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Ya te dije que no pasó nada

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Voy a preparar el aparato Juno enciendes el mechero Bunsen

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Será un placer Voy a la enfermería

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Llámame cuando se te pase la regla Vale

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Llámame cuando aprendas a amar en vez de engañar en casa de tu hermano

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porque te tomaste cuatro vodkas y licor de durazno

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De acuerdo Amanda lo haré Me lo voy a apuntar

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De hecho me han dicho que el mejor sabor del licor

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es el de durazno

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Verdad Bleek

Available in 7 languages

Duration

52 seconds

Views

938

Timestamp in Movie

00:13:14

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Actors

Juno Macguff

Girl Lab Partner

Guy Lab Partner

Steven Christopher Parker

Paulie Bleeker