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Well it can only go one of two waysThat's what you thinkI mean I drink tons of boozeso you might end up with one of those scary neuter babiesthat's born without junkJunk huhYeah You know its partsI

Well don't worry about it. My step-mom is forcing me to eat really healthy. She won't even...

Juno • 2007

Mark Loring:
Well, it can really only go two ways.Juno MacGuff:That's what you think. I drink tons of booze so you might get one of those scary neuter-babies that's born without junk.Mark Loring:Junk?Juno MacGuff:You know... its parts...Mark Loring:I know what junk is. We definitely want it to have junk.Juno MacGuff:Well don't worry about it. My step-mom is forcing me to eat really healthy. She won't even let me stand in front of the microwave or eat red M&M's

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Well it can only go one of two ways

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That's what you think

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I mean I drink tons of booze

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so you might end up with one of those scary neuter babies

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that's born without junk

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Junk huh

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Yeah You know its parts

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I know what junk is Yeah right

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We definitely want it to have some junk Please

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You don't need to worry about a thing

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My stepmom Bren makes me eat super healthy you know

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I can't stand in front of the microwave

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حسنا سيكون إحدى أمرين و حسب

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هذا ما تعتقده أنت

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أقصد أني تناولت أطنانا من الخمر لذا فقد ينتهي بك الأمر

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بطفل مخيف على الحياد بين النوعين بلا عضو م م ي ز

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عضو م م ي ز

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أقصد عضوه التناسلي

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أعلم ما تقصدينه بـ العضو الم م ي ز

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نعم صحيح

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نحن بلا ريب نريده أن يمتلك عضوا م م ي زا من فضلك

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حسنا لا يجب أن تقلق بهذا الشأن

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فزوجة أبي برين تجعلني آكل طعاما صحيا للغاية

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و تمنعني من الوقوف أمام المايكروويف أو من تناول حلوى إم إمز

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Ben y'a que deux possibilités

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Que tu crois J'ai bu des tonnes d'alcool ce sera peut être un bébé flippant qui nait sans camelote

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Sans camelote hein

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Tu sais les parties intimes

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Je sais ce que c'est

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Ouais OK

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On veut vraiment qu'il ait sa camelote s'il te plait

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Bah vous n'avez rien à craindre

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Ma belle mère Bren me fait manger que des trucs super sains

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Je peux pas rester à côté du micro ondes et pas de M Ms rouges

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Es gibt ja nur zwei Möglichkeiten

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Das glaubst du Ich habe literweise Alk gekippt

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vielleicht bekommt ihr eins dieser geschlechtslosen Wesen ohne Junk

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Junk was Ja Genitalien

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Ich weiß was Junk ist OK

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Wir wollen es mit Junk Bitte

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Mach dir keine Sorgen

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Meine Stiefmutter Bren zwingt mir gesunde Ernährung auf

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Ich darf nicht vor der Mikrowelle stehen und rote M Ms sind tabu

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Well cuma satu diantara dua pilihan

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That s what you think I drink tons of booze so you might end up with one of those scary neuter babies that s born without junk

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Rongsokam huh

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Kau tahu bagiannya

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Aku tahu rongsokan

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Yeah benar

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Kami sebenarnya menginginkannua agar punya please

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Well kau tak perlu mengkhawatirkan apa apa

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Ibu tiriku Bren membuatku makan makanan super sehat

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Aku tak boleh berdiri didepan microwave dan tak boleh makan M Ms

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Ну у нас определенно два варианта третьего не дано

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Ну это в лучшем случае

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Я пью всякое газированное дерьмо и возможно все закончится как с теми формалиновыми уродцами в кунсткамере

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Уродцами говоришь

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Ну ты их видел наверно

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Видел

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Ну формалиновые уродцы нас определенно не устраивают

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Да ладно вам не стоит беспокоиться по этому поводу

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Моя мачеха Брен пичкает меня исключительно здоровой пищей

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Мне даже к микроволновке подходить нельзя а о батончиках и драже я вообще молчу

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Bueno solo puede ser una de las dos cosas

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Eso es lo que usted cree Si me harto de priva

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podrían tener a uno de esos horribles bebés neutros que nacen sin pito

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Pito eh Sí ya sabe sus partes

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Sé lo que es el pito Pues eso

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Sin duda alguna queremos que tenga pito Por favor

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No tienen que preocuparse

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Mi madrastra Bren me obliga a comer cosas sanas

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No puedo estar delante del microondas ni comer M M rojos

Available in 7 languages

Duration

27 seconds

Views

576

Timestamp in Movie

00:44:07

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Actors

Mark Loring

Juno Macguff