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Well, well, if it isn't MacGuff the crime dog

Well, well, if it isn'tMacGuff the crime dog. Back for another test? I think the first one...

Juno • 2007

Well, well, If it isn'tMacGuff the crime dog. Back for another test? I think the first one was defective. The plus sign looks more likea division symbol, so I remain unconvinced. Third test today, mama bear. Your Eggo is prego,no doubt about it. It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown? Yeah, Maybe yourlittle boyfriend's got mutant sperms;Knocked you up twice. Silencio, old man! Look, I just drank my weightin SunnyD and I got to go pronto. Well, you know wherethe lavatory is. And pay for that pee stickwhen you're done. Don't think it's yoursjust 'cause you marked it with your urine

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Well well if it isn't MacGuff the crime dog

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Back for another test

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I think the first one was defective

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The plus sign looks more like a division symbol

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so I remain unconvinced

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Third test today mama bear

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Your Eggo is prego no doubt about it

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It's really easy to tell

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Is your nipples real brown

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Yeah maybe your little boyfriend's

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got mutant sperms knocked you up twice

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Silencio old man

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Look I just drank my weight in SunnyD

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and I got to go pronto

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Well you know where the lavatory is

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And pay for that pee stick when you're done

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Don't think it's yours just 'cause you marked it

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with your urine

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يا للعجب يا للعجب أليست هذه هي الفتاة ماكجوف صاحبة الجرم

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عائدة لاختبار آخر

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أعتقد أن الاختبار الأول كان مغلوطا

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فعلامة الموجب بدت أكثر و كأنها رمز الخصومة لذا فأنا مازلت غير مقتنعة بصحتها

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هذا ثالث اختبار لك اليوم أيتها الأم لا شك فى أنك حبلى

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من السهل عليك معرفة ذلك فهل حلماتك لونها بني داكن حاليا

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نعم ربما أن مني صديقك الصغير ذات عيوب خلقية و بذلك ستنجبين طفلا مشوها

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اصمت أيها الرجل الكبير فقد شربت لتوى ما يعادل وزنى من عصير سانى دي و علي أن أذهب حالا

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حسنا تعرفين مكان المرحاض

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عليك أن تدفعي ثمن أداة الاختبار هذه ريثما تنتهين

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و لا تعتقدي أنها أصبحت ملكك بلا ثمن لمجرد أنك ستبولين عليها

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Tiens voilà MacGuff de la brigade canine

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De retour pour un autre test

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Le premier était défectueux

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Le ressemble au symbole de la division alors je suis indécise

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Troisième test aujourd'hui t'es enceinte sans aucun doute

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C'est simple est ce que tes tétons sont foncés

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Ton petit ami doit avoir un sperme de mutant il t'a doublement engrossée

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Silencio mon vieux J'viens d'avaler 20 litres de jus d'orange j'dois y aller pronto

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Tu sais où sont les toilettes

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Paie pour ce bâton à pipi quand t'as fini

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Il ne t'appartient pas parce qu'il porte ton urine

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Seht her Wenn das nicht MacGuff ist Brauchst du noch einen Test

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Ich glaube der erste war kaputt Das Plus sieht aus wie ein Teilungszeichen

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Das ist nicht sehr überzeugend

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Das ist schon der dritte heute Mama Bär Schwangerer geht's nicht

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Ganz einfach Sind deine Brustwarzen dunkelbraun

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Ja vielleicht ist dein Freund Mutant und hat dich doppelt geschwängert

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Silencio alter Mann

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Ich habe gerade literweise O Saft gekippt und muss also dalli

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Du weißt wo das WC ist

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Und dann zahlst du den Pinkelstab

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Glaub nicht er gehöre dir weil du ihn bepieselt hast

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Well well kalau bukan MacGuff pasti Crime Dog

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Kembali untuk tes lagi

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Kurasa yang pertama tak benar

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Tanda plus lebih kelihatan seperti sebuah divisi jadi aku masih belum bisa diyakinkan

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Tes ketiga hari ini Momma Bear your eggo's preggo tak ragu soal itu

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Itu mudah dikatakan apakah puting susumu sudah coklat

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Yeah mungkin cowok kecilmu punya sperma mutan mengenaimu dua kali

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Diam kau orang tua Look I just drank my weight in SunnyD and I gotta go pronto

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Well kau tahu bak mandi ada dimana

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Bayar stik kencing itu setelah kau selesai

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Jangan berfikir itu milikmu cuma karena kau menandainya dengan kencingmu

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Так так а вот и Не Бейте Ногами МакГофф

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Еще за одним тестом

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Первый походу был испорчен

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Плюс больше походил на тире так что я пока в сомненьях

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Это уже третий за сегодня Мамаша ты в залете даже не сомневайся

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Это легко проверить у тебя соски потемнели

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Да а может живчики твоего дружка потрудились на славу и сделали тебе двойню

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Не перегибай чувак я только что влила в себя пару литров сока и они уже просятся наружу

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Ну где толчок я думаю ты в курсе

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И заплати за тест когда закончишь

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Не думай что он станет твоим только потому что ты помочилась на него

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Vaya Si es MacGuff el Perro del Crimen Vuelves a por otra prueba

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Creo que la primera estaba defectuosa

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El signo de más parece un signo de división

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Así que sigo sin estar convencida

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La tercera de hoy Mamá Osa Tienes el ego preñado sin duda

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Es fácil saberlo Tienes los pezones marrones

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Si tu noviete tiene el esperma mutante te ha podido preñar dos veces

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Silencio viejo

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Me he bebido mi peso en SunnyD y tengo que irme ya

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Ya sabes dónde está el lavabo

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Y paga el palito de mear cuando termines

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No creas que es tuyo por haberlo marcado con tu orina

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Duration

43 seconds

Views

846

Timestamp in Movie

00:04:10

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.

Actors

Rollo

Juno Macguff

Tough Girl