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Leah:
[Answers the phone]
Yo Yo Yiggady Yo. Juno MacGuff:
[On the phone with her]
I'm at suicide risk. Leah:
Juno? Juno MacGuff:
No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting? Leah:
Only the one in my pants... Juno MacGuff:
I'm pregnant. Leah:
What? Honest to blog? Juno MacGuff:
Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers. Leah:
It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch? Juno MacGuff:
No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout. Leah:
How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing... Juno MacGuff:
I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier. Leah:
Is this for real? Like, for real for real? Juno MacGuff:
Unfortunately, yes. Leah:
Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand! Juno MacGuff:
There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take
[Answers the phone]
Yo Yo Yiggady Yo. Juno MacGuff:
[On the phone with her]
I'm at suicide risk. Leah:
Juno? Juno MacGuff:
No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting? Leah:
Only the one in my pants... Juno MacGuff:
I'm pregnant. Leah:
What? Honest to blog? Juno MacGuff:
Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers. Leah:
It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch? Juno MacGuff:
No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout. Leah:
How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing... Juno MacGuff:
I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier. Leah:
Is this for real? Like, for real for real? Juno MacGuff:
Unfortunately, yes. Leah:
Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand! Juno MacGuff:
There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take
Full Transcript
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Yo yo yo giddy yo
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I'm a suicide risk
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Juno
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No it's Morgan Freeman
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Do you have any bones that need collecting
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Only the one in my pants
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I'm pregnant
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What Honest to blog
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Yeah Yeah it's Bleeker's
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It's probably just a food baby
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Did you have a big lunch
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No this is not a food baby all right
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I've taken like three pregnancy tests
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and I am for shiz up the spout
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How did you even generate enough pee
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for three pregnancy tests
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That's amazing
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Movie Summary
Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.
