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You should have gone to China

You should have gone to China. You know, 'cause I hearthey give away babies like free...

Juno • 2007

You should have gone to China. You know, 'cause I hearthey give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put themin those T-shirt guns and shoot them outat sporting events. Your parents are probablywondering where you are. Nah.I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenaniganscould I get into? Though, I should...I should probably bounce. Hey, don't forget your bag. Oh, bag. Thank you. Okay, take care

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You should have gone to China

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You know 'cause I hear they give away babies

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like free iPods

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You know

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they pretty much just put them in those T shirt guns

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and shoot them out at sporting events

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Your parents are probably wondering where you are

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Nah I mean I'm already pregnant

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so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into

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Though I should I should probably bounce

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Hey don't forget your bag

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Oh bag

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Thank you

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Okay take care

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كان عليكم أن تذهبوا لـ الصين

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فأنا أسمع أنهم يتخلون هناك عن الأطفال تماما كأنهم أجهزة آي بود مجانية

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فهم يضعونهم بالبنادق القاذفة للألوان

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و يقذفون بهم في حفلات الأحداث الرياضية

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أبواك ربما يتسائلون حاليا عن مكان تواجدك

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لا فأنا حبلى بالفعل

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لذا فما هي الممارسات الأخرى التي قد يخشون على تورطي فيها

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و لكن على كل علي أن أعود

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لا تنسي حقيبتك

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الحقيبة

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حسنا خذي حذرك

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Vous auriez dû aller en Chine

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J'ai entendu dire qu'ils donnaient des bébés comme des ipods gratuits

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Il les mettent dans ces Teeshirts pistolets

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et les font exploser pendants les matchs

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Tes parents se demandent surement où tu es

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Nan Chuis déjà enceinte

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alors quel autres conneries je pourrais faire

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Je devrais surement me casser

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Hé n'oublie pas ton sac

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Ah mon sac

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Ok soyez prudents

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Ihr hättet in China suchen sollen

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Dort werden Babys wie Gratis iPods verschenkt

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Sie werden bei Sportveranstaltungen per T Shirt Kanone abgeschossen

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Deine Eltern machen sich bestimmt schon Sorgen

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Nein Ich bin schon schwanger was sollte ich also Schlimmeres anstellen

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Aber ich sollte wohl besser gehen

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Hey vergiss deine Tasche nicht Tasche

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Danke

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Mach's gut

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Kau harus pergi ke China

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Kudengar mereka menyerahkan bayi seperti Ipod

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Mereka meletakkannya di kaus pistol

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dan menembakkannya diacara olahraga

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Orangtuamu mungkn keheranan kau ada dimana

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Naah Aku sudah hamil

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Jadi masalah seperti apa lagi ang bisa kudapatkan

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Aku harusnya melambung

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Hey jangan lupa tasmu

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Ah tas

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Okay hati hati

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Вам надо было ехать в Китай

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Я слышала они раздают детей как бесплатные АйПоды

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Запихивают их в пушки стреляющие футболками

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И пуляются ими в толпу во время какого нибудь матча

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Твои родители должно быть уже волнуются

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Хы я уже беременна

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Что еще от меня ждать

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Ладно мне действительно пора

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Эй Сумку не забудь

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А сумку

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Хорошо береги себя

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Debisteis ir a China

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He oído que dan niños como iPods gratis

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Los meten en los cañones de camisetas y los disparan en los partidos

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Tus padres deben estar preguntándose dónde estás

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No Ya estoy embarazada en qué otros líos puedo meterme

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Pero debería pirarme

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No olvides la bolsa La bolsa

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Gracias

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Available in 7 languages

Duration

36 seconds

Views

72

Timestamp in Movie

00:49:06

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Mandate Pictures,Mr. Mudd,Fox Searchlight Pictures

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Movie Summary

Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child.