"Jupiter Ascending" quotes

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A young woman discovers her destiny as an heiress of intergalactic nobility and must fight to protect the inhabitants of Earth from an ancient and destructive industry.

Director: Lana Wachowski, Lilly Wachowski
Writer: Lilly Wachowski, Lana Wachowski
Production: N/A
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 40/100
ImdbRating: 5.3
BoxOffice: $47,387,723
Released: 06 Feb 2015
Awards: 4 wins & 16 nominations

64 Clips

Bees aren't like humans They don't question or doubt - Jupiter Ascending 00:10
Bees aren't like humans They don't question or doubt
I just don't remember Cinderella puking - Jupiter Ascending 00:07
I just don't remember Cinderella puking
That's insane I am telling you I am nobody - Jupiter Ascending 00:10
That's insane I am telling you I am nobody
We should warn Lord Balem - Jupiter Ascending 00:15
We should warn Lord Balem
How can one person own the earth - Jupiter Ascending 00:09
How can one person own the earth
Wait are you saying your people killed the dinosaurs - Jupiter Ascending 00:16
Wait are you saying your people killed the dinosaurs
Your Majesty has no idea of the scientific miracles that human beings are capable of - Jupiter Ascending 00:15
Your Majesty has no idea of the scientific miracles that...
Double our security deployment - Jupiter Ascending 00:06
Double our security deployment
You're unable to say this - Jupiter Ascending 00:42
You're unable to say this
Bring her to me - Jupiter Ascending 00:10
Bring her to me
I'm here to help you - Jupiter Ascending 00:05
I'm here to help you
Your Majesty - Jupiter Ascending 00:04
Your Majesty
Because no one understands this universe like you did - Jupiter Ascending 00:32
Because no one understands this universe like you did
Have you ever seen a harvest - Jupiter Ascending 00:12
Have you ever seen a harvest
The problem with Astrology - Jupiter Ascending 00:13
The problem with Astrology
Lies are a necessity - Jupiter Ascending 00:18
Lies are a necessity
And your Royal Ways and Means Commission - Jupiter Ascending 00:30
And your Royal Ways and Means Commission
To the over populated - Jupiter Ascending 00:07
To the over populated
Understand this - Jupiter Ascending 00:13
Understand this
Where's my family - Jupiter Ascending 00:15
Where's my family
Despite the squandering of your inheritance - Jupiter Ascending 00:15
Despite the squandering of your inheritance
They use the force of gravity - Jupiter Ascending 00:19
They use the force of gravity
If there's anything we can do to make the journey easier - Jupiter Ascending 00:16
If there's anything we can do to make the journey easier
You stay the hell away from my daughter - Jupiter Ascending 00:12
You stay the hell away from my daughter
You've been searching for one thing your whole life - Jupiter Ascending 00:17
You've been searching for one thing your whole life
You should have stayed dead - Jupiter Ascending 00:35
You should have stayed dead
Has to be the anesthesia - Jupiter Ascending 00:34
Has to be the anesthesia
It's like my internal compass needle points straight at Mr - Jupiter Ascending 00:38
It's like my internal compass needle points straight at Mr
My mother - Jupiter Ascending 00:27
My mother
Is he mad at me When he's mad you'll know it - Jupiter Ascending 00:05
Is he mad at me When he's mad you'll know it
You know I get sentimental and I was going through some of Mother's old sheave work - Jupiter Ascending 00:37
You know I get sentimental and I was going through some of...
You know I get sentimental and I was going through some of Mother's old sheave work - Jupiter Ascending 00:34
You know I get sentimental and I was going through some of...
Double our security deployment Destroy any ship that comes near the planet - Jupiter Ascending 00:06
Double our security deployment Destroy any ship that comes...
I know because of who and what you are you're unable to say this - Jupiter Ascending 00:37
I know because of who and what you are you're unable to say...
Bring her to me - Jupiter Ascending 00:04
Bring her to me
Who are you Caine Wise I'm here to help you - Jupiter Ascending 00:05
Who are you Caine Wise I'm here to help you
So you can plead for this - Jupiter Ascending 00:04
So you can plead for this
I hate my life - Jupiter Ascending 00:04
I hate my life
The more you care - Jupiter Ascending 00:08
The more you care
There you are - Jupiter Ascending 00:29
There you are
Have you ever seen a harvest - Jupiter Ascending 00:13
Have you ever seen a harvest
Problem with astrology - Jupiter Ascending 00:09
Problem with astrology
Lies are a necessity - Jupiter Ascending 00:17
Lies are a necessity
Now here is your code and conduct guide - Jupiter Ascending 00:30
Now here is your code and conduct guide
Welcome Your Majesty - Jupiter Ascending 00:07
Welcome Your Majesty
Understand this Mr Night - Jupiter Ascending 00:13
Understand this Mr Night
Where's my family - Jupiter Ascending 00:14
Where's my family
The house of Abrasax continues to thrive - Jupiter Ascending 00:08
The house of Abrasax continues to thrive
If there's anything we can do to make the journey easier you let us know - Jupiter Ascending 00:15
If there's anything we can do to make the journey easier you...
Are those flying boots They use the force of gravity - Jupiter Ascending 00:18
Are those flying boots They use the force of gravity
Where's Kiza She used to at least listen to my side of the story - Jupiter Ascending 00:11
Where's Kiza She used to at least listen to my side of the...
Are you saying you're an alien Genomgineered human - Jupiter Ascending 00:09
Are you saying you're an alien Genomgineered human
We need firepower - Jupiter Ascending 00:04
We need firepower
But if she is a recurrence - Jupiter Ascending 00:36
But if she is a recurrence
It's the truth - Jupiter Ascending 00:17
It's the truth
You should have stayed dead - Jupiter Ascending 00:35
You should have stayed dead
It can be difficult for Terrsies or people from underdeveloped worlds - Jupiter Ascending 00:34
It can be difficult for Terrsies or people from...
It's like my internal compass needle points straight at Mr Wrong - Jupiter Ascending 00:36
It's like my internal compass needle points straight at Mr...
The more you care - Jupiter Ascending 00:24
The more you care
Congratulations - Jupiter Ascending 00:49
Congratulations
We need firepower - Jupiter Ascending 00:13
We need firepower
The problem is our genes have an expiration date which is transferred to our cells - Jupiter Ascending 02:48
The problem is our genes have an expiration date which is...
A long time ago - Jupiter Ascending 02:48
A long time ago
I am not your mother - Jupiter Ascending 01:52
I am not your mother

Cast

Jupiter Jones - Mila Kunis
Caine Wise - Channing Tatum
Stinger Apini - Sean Bean
Balem Abrasax - Eddie Redmayne
Titus Abrasax - Douglas Booth
Kalique Abrasax - Tuppence Middleton
Diomika Tsing - Nikki Amuka-Bird
Gemma Chatterjee - Christina Cole
Phylo Percadium - Ramon Tikaram
Greeghan - Ariyon Bakare
Aunt Nino - Frog Stone
Razo - Bae Doona
Famulus - Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Chicanery Night - Edward Hogg
Malidictes - Tim Pigott-Smith
Maximilian Jones - James D'Arcy
Vassily Bolotnikov - Jeremy Swift
Vladie - Kick Gurry
Lyudmila - Lieve Carchon
Mikka - Emily Renée
Katharine Dunlevy - Vanessa Kirby
Dante Rothmere - Andy Ahrens
Handmaiden - Georgia Winters
Handmaiden - Elsa Mollien
Doctor - Sean Baker
Nurse Schultz - Bryony Hannah
Anesthesiologist - Jiggy Bhore
Advocate Bob - Samuel Barnett
Bureaucrat - Claire Benedict
Bureaucrat - Peter Yapp
Bureaucrat - John Locke
Bureaucrat - Grant Stimpson
Bureaucrat - Sarah Crowden
Seal and Signet Minister - Terry Gilliam
Authentication Minister - Rupert Frazer
Royal Guard - Luke Neal
Tskalikin - Simon Dutton
Sargorn Fight Sequence - Neil Fingleton
Guard - Derek Lea
Keeper - Joe Walking
Robot Servant - Elina Alminas
Test Subject - Dilyana Bouklieva
Pedistrian - Sharon Coleman
Trigger - Tim Connolly
Shiro Miku - Hazel D'Jan
Royal Guard - Rimmel Daniel
Pedestrian - Tony Domino
Royal Guard - Kelvin Enwereobi
Plother - Graeme Ford
Peacock Hybrid - Alexandra Fraser
Walker Dunlevy - Thomas Gaitsch
Chicago Pedestrian - Nathan Geist
Captain of the Aegis - Julie Graham
Hand Maiden - Sally Horwill
Zoe - Eric Ian
Chicago Pedestrian - Raiden Integra
Chicago Pedestrian - Ryan B. Johnson
Abrasax Alien - Demi Kazanis
Russian Refugee - Olia Klein
Test Subject - Kenny Knight
Captain of the Royal Guard - Mitchell Marion
Kalique Abrasax Assistant - Tessa Maye
Kalique Gene Tech - Vander McLeod
Servant - Jon Norris
Servant - Mark Norris
Droid - Edd Osmond
Droid - Jo Osmond
Sexbot - Sophie Porley
Synth Apini - Charlotte Rickard
Cyber beauty - Emelle Smith
Kalique Coder - Clem So
Cyber Beauty - Kim Spearman
Cyber Beauty - Ekaterina Zalitko