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With Jupiter rising at twenty-three degrees ascendant

Jupiter Ascending

With Jupiter rising at twenty-threedegrees ascendant. According to my aunt, this is...

Jupiter Ascending • 2015

with Jupiter rising at twenty-threedegrees ascendant. According to my aunt, this is supposed to meanthat I am destined for great things and that I will findthe one true love of my life. - Jupiter.- Coming! - You finish the bathroom yet?- Not yet. - We still have another house tonight.- I'll be fast. Problem with astrology? Total bullshit

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with Jupiter rising at twenty three degrees ascendant

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According to my aunt

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this is supposed to mean that I am destined for great things

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and that I will find the one true love of my life

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Jupiter Coming

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You finish the bathroom yet Not yet

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We still have another house tonight I'll be fast

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Problem with astrology

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Total bullshit

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مع إرتفاع كوكب المشتري ثلاثة وعشرون درجة

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وفقا لكلام خالتي

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هذا كان يفترض أنني أتجه نحو الأشياء العظيمة

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وأنني سأعثر على الحب الحقيقي في حياتي

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ـ جوبيتر ـ قادمة

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ـ هل أنتهيت من الحمام بعد ـ ليس بعد

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سحقا

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ـ لازال لدينا منزل آخر الليلة ـ سأكون مسرعة

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هل هناك مشكلة في علم التنجيم

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هراء تماما

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Avec Jupiter ascendant à 23 degrés

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D'après ma tante

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je suis donc destinée à un grand avenir

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et à connaître le grand amour

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Jupiter

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J'arrive

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T'as fini la salle de bain Non

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Par les couilles de Staline

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Il reste

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une maison à faire Je fais vite

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Sauf que l'astrologie

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c'est que des conneries

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Mit Jupiter aufsteigend bei 23 im Aszendenten

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Laut meiner Tante

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soll das heißen dass ich zu Höherem bestimmt bin

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und dass ich die große Liebe meines Lebens finden werde

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ALEKSA Jupiter

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Ich komme

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ALESKA Bist du mit dem Bad fertig Noch nicht

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AUF RUSSISCH Bei Stalins Eiern

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Wir haben

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heute Abend noch ein Haus Ich mach schnell

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JUPITER Das Problem mit der Astrologie

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TOILETTE SPÜLT

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Totaler Schwachsinn

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Jupiter Že grem

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Si pospravila kopalnico Ne še

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Stalinova jajca

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Še ena hiša naju čaka Pohitela bom

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Kaj je narobe z astrologija

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Da je navadna bedarija

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Jupiter ragyógásával a 23 fok felett

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Nagynéném szerint

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azért mert nagy dolgokra születtem

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És egyszer megfogom találni az igaz szerelmet az életben

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Jupiter Gyere be

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Véheztél a fürdővel Még nem

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Még van egy másik ház estére Gyors leszek

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Probléma a csillagjoslással

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Totál faszság

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Saat Jupiter berada 23 derajat di Ufuk Timur

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Berdasarkan Bibiku

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Aku ditakdirkan melakukan hal besar

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Dan aku akan menemukan Cinta sejati dalam hidupku

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Jupiter Aku datang

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Sudah kau selesaikan kamar mandinya Masih belum

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Demi Stalin

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Masih ada rumah lainnya malam ini Aku akan cepat

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Keberuntungan dalam Astrologi

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Omong kosong

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e Giove in transito a 23 gradi sul mio ascendente

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Secondo mia zia

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questo significa che sono destinata a grandi cose

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E che trovero' l'amore della mia vita

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Jupiter

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Eccomi

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Hai finito il bagno Non ancora

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Per le palle di Stalin

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Abbiamo ancora un'altra casa stasera Si' faccio in un attimo

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Qual e' il problema dell'astrologia

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Che sono tutte cazzate

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木星が現れた夜に生まれた

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叔母によると

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大きなことを運命づけられていると

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真の愛を見つけるだろうと

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ジュピター今行くわ

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バスルームは終わったまだよ

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今夜は他の家もあるのよ急いでやるわ

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星占いに問題があったのか

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全部でたらめだった

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A Jowisz osiągnął 23 stopień ascendentcji

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Według mojej ciotki to oznaka

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że jest mi przeznaczone coś wielkiego

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I że odnajdę miłość mojego życia

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Jupiter

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Idę Sprzątnęłaś łazienkę

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Jeszcze nie Na jaja Stalina

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Mamy jeszcze jeden dom Uwinę się szybko

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Co myślę o astrologii

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To stek bzdur

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с восходящим Юпитером на двадцать третьем градусе эклиптики

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Если верить моей тетке

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это означало что мне уготовано большое будущее

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И что я встречу единственную любовь в своей жизни

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Юпитер

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Иду мам

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Ты уже закончила в ванной Э не совсем

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Ах какая же ты копуша дочка

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У нас на сегодня

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еще один дом Я быстро

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Проблемы с астрологией

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Полный бред

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Júpiter llegando a 23 grados

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De acuerdo con mi tía

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esto significa que estoy destinado a la grandeza

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y voy a encontrar el amor de mi vida

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Júpiter

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Voy

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Ya ha limpiado el baño todavía no

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Por testículos de Stalin

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Todavía tenemos

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más de una casa Me daré prisa

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El problema de la Astrología

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Pura tontería

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ve Jüpiter 23 derece yükseliyordu

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Teyzeme göre bu büyük işler başaracağım

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ve hayatımın aşkını bulacağım anlamına geliyordu

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Jupiter Geliyorum

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Banyoyu bitirdin mi Daha değil

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Hay Stalin'in ayaları Bu gece

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bir ev daha temizlenecek Hemen yaparım

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Astrolojinin en kötü tarafı ne mi

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Tamamen saçmalık olması

Available in 13 languages

Duration

39 seconds

Views

32

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:51

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, sci-fi

Production

Warner Bros. Pictures,Village Roadshow Pictures,RatPac Entertainment,Anarchos Productions

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Movie Summary

A young woman discovers her destiny as an heiress of intergalactic nobility and must fight to protect the inhabitants of Earth from an ancient and destructive industry.