Who in God's name do you think you are? John Hammond. And I'm delighted to meet you...
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Dr. Alan Grant:
[Hammond's sudden arrival via helicopter threatened the discovery of a new dinosaur skeleton]
Who in God's name do you think you are?
John Hammond:
John Hammond. And I'm delighted to meet you finally in person, Dr Grant.
[they shake hands and Hammond blows dust off his hand]
John Hammond:
I can see that my 50,000 a year has been well spent.
Dr. Ellie Sattler:
[Ellie storms into the trailer]
OK, who's the jerk?
Dr. Alan Grant:
This is our paleobotanist, Dr...
Dr. Ellie Sattler:
Sattler.
John Hammond:
Ah hah!
Dr. Alan Grant:
Ellie, this is Mr Hammond.
John Hammond:
Forgive the dramatic entrance, Dr Sattler.
Dr. Ellie Sattler:
[apologetic]
Did I say jerk?
John Hammond:
Come on, sit down, sit down.
[Alan and Ellie try to help out]
John Hammond:
No, no, no I can manage this. I know my way around the kitchen. I'll come right to the point. I like you, both of you. I can tell instantly about people. It's a gift. I own an island, off the coast of Costa Rica. I've leased it from the government and I've spent the last five years setting up a kind of biological preserve. Really spectacular, spared no expense. It'll make the one I've got down in Kenya look like a petting zoo. And there's no doubt, our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
Dr. Alan Grant:
What are those?
Dr. Ellie Sattler:
Smaller versions of adults, honey.
John Hammond:
And not just kids. Everyone. We're going to open in the Fall, that is if the lawyers don't kill me first. I don't care for lawyers, do you?
Dr. Alan Grant:
[together with Ellie]
Oh, we... don't really know, really.
Dr. Ellie Sattler:
[together with Grant]
Oh, we... don't really know, really.
John Hammond:
Well, I do I'm afraid. This particular pebble in my shoe represents my investors. That they insist on outside opinions.
Dr. Ellie Sattler:
What kind of opinions?
John Hammond:
Well, you're kind not to put too fine a point on it. I mean, let's face it... in your particular field you're the top minds. And if I could just persuade you, to sign off on the park, give it your endorsement, maybe even pen a wee testimonial, I could get right back on shedule, er... schedule.
Dr. Ellie Sattler:
Why would they care what we think?
Dr. Alan Grant:
What kind of park is this?
John Hammond:
It's right up your alley. I tell you what. Why don't you come down, just the pair of you for the weekend? I'd love to have the opinion of a paleobotanist as well. I've got a jet standing by at Choteau.
Dr. Alan Grant:
I'm sorry Mr Hammond, but that's impossible. We just dug up a new skeleton...
John Hammond:
I could compensate you by fully funding your dig...
Dr. Alan Grant:
[wavering]
And this is a very unusual time.
John Hammond:
...for a further three years.
Transcript
Who in God's name
do you think you are?
John Hammond.
And I'm delighted to
meet you finally
in person, Dr. Grant.
So, I can see
that my $50,000 a year
has been well spent.
Who's the jerk?
This is our paleobotanist,
Dr...
Sattler.
Ellie, this is Mr. Hammond.
I'm sorry about
the dramatic entrance,
Dr. Sattler, but...
Did I say "jerk"?
...we're in a hurry.
Will you have a drink?
We won't let it get warm.
Sit down.
ELLIE: Let me have this.
I'll just get a glass or two.
I can do it.
ELLIE: There's samples
all over here.
I know my way
around the kitchen.
Now, I'll get right
to the point.
I like you.
Both of you.
I can tell instantly
about people. It's a gift.
I own an island
off the coast
of Costa Rica.
I've leased it from
the government and during
the last five years,
I've been setting up
a biological preserve.
Really spectacular.
Spared no expense.
Make the one
I've got down in Kenya
look like a petting zoo.
And there's no doubt
our attractions will drive
kids out of their minds.
And what are those?
Small versions of
adults, honey.
And not just kids, everyone.
We're going to open next year,
if the lawyers
don't kill me first.
I don't care for lawyers,
do you?
I don't really know any.
Don't really know any.
I do, there's a particular
pebble in my shoe,
who represents my investors.
Says that they insist
on outside opinions.
What kind of opinions?
Well, your kind,
not to put too
fine a point on it.
Let's face it,
in your particular fields,
you're the top minds.
And if I could just
persuade you
to sign off on the park,
give it your endorsement,
maybe even pen
a wee testimonial, I could
get back on schedule.
Why would they care
what we think?
What kind of park
is this?
It's right up your alley.
(SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
Why don't you come down,
just the pair of you,
for the weekend?
I'd love to have an opinion
of a paleobotanist as well.
I've got a jet
standing by at Choteau.
I'm sorry.
This isn't possible.
We just dug up
a new skeleton...
I could compensate you
by fully funding your dig...
This is a very
unusual time.
The timing is...
...for a further
three years.
Where's the plane?
Okay.
Three years.
Cheers.
(MUSIC SWELLS)
(ELLIE WHOOPING)
(LIVELY MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYING)
Dodgson!
You shouldn't use my name.
Dodgson. We've got
Dodgson here.
See, nobody cares.
Nice hat.
What're you trying
to look like,
a secret agent?
Well?
$750,000.
On delivery, $50,000 more
for each viable embryo.
That's $1.5 million
if you get all 15 species
off the island.
I'll get them all.
Remember, viable embryos.
They're no use to us
if they don't survive.
How am I supposed
to transport them?
The bottom screws open.
That's great.
Oh, my God.
It's cooled and
compartmentalized inside.
You guys.
That's great.
Customs can even check it
if they want to.
Let me see.
Go on.
There's enough coolant
for 36 hours.
No menthol?
The embryos have
to be back here
in San José by then.
That's up to your guy
on the boat.
7:00 tomorrow night
on the East Dock.
Make sure he gets it right.
How are you planning
to beat security?
I've got
an 18-minute window.
Eighteen minutes and
your company catches up
on 10 years of research.
(WAITER SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
Don't get cheap on me,
Dodgson.
That was Hammond's mistake.
(ADVENTUROUS
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
So you two
dig up dinosaurs?
Well...
We try to.
(CHUCKLING)
You'll have to get
used to Dr. Malcolm.
He suffers from a deplorable
excess of personality,
especially for
a mathematician.
Chaotician. Chaotician,
actually.
John doesn't subscribe
to chaos,
particularly what it says
about his science project.
Ian, you've never been able
to sufficiently
explain your concerns...
Because of the behavior
of the system in phase space?
A load, if I may say so,
of fashionable
number crunching...
Don't.
Dr. Sattler, Dr. Grant,
you've heard of Chaos Theory?
No.
No? Non-linear equations?
Strange attractors?
I refuse to believe
that you aren't familiar with
the concept of attraction.
Clip duration: 361 seconds
Views: 313
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: action, adventure, sci-fi
Summary: A pragmatic paleontologist touring an almost complete theme park on an island in Central America is tasked with protecting a couple of kids after a power failure causes the park's cloned dinosaurs to run loose.
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00:14 That's all it is All major theme parks have delays
00:03 Clever girl
00:19 God creates dinosaurs God destroys dinosaurs
00:04 Hold on to your butts
00:06 Wait Careful with me
00:19 That's why we have to feed them like this
00:36 The lack of humility before nature that's being...
00:08 So what are you thinking
00:36 We've engineered them that way
00:16 Eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur...
00:07 Can we chance moving him
00:28 He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion No
00:04 God help us when the hands of engineers
00:05 You did it Crazy son of a bitch you did it
00:07 Fences are failing all over the park
00:03 We spared no expense
00:24 Access main program
00:24 Dodgson
00:09 Dr Grant
00:04 That is one big pile of shit