My point is - Call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now. Move your day date to tonight. Play...
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Chris:
What about Sheila? You making any headway? Ray:
We'll see. I'm taking her to lunch today. Chris:
Oh, whoa, whoa whoa. Don't - Don't do that. Okay? Don't do lunch. Ray:
Why? Chris:
That's like the express lane to the friend zone. Ray:
What the hell's the friend zone? Chris:
See when a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp. Ray:
I don't want to be a lamp. Chris:
Yea well then don't be her friend, okay? Take that guy for example... [points to a clumsy guy and a gorgeous girl skating together] Ray:
You mean that couple? Chris:
No, I mean the guy that *wishes* they were a couple. Ray:
What is your point? Chris:
My point is - Call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now. Move your day date to tonight. Play the entire thing aloof and no matter what you do, kiss her at the end. 'Cause friends don't kiss
What about Sheila? You making any headway? Ray:
We'll see. I'm taking her to lunch today. Chris:
Oh, whoa, whoa whoa. Don't - Don't do that. Okay? Don't do lunch. Ray:
Why? Chris:
That's like the express lane to the friend zone. Ray:
What the hell's the friend zone? Chris:
See when a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp. Ray:
I don't want to be a lamp. Chris:
Yea well then don't be her friend, okay? Take that guy for example... [points to a clumsy guy and a gorgeous girl skating together] Ray:
You mean that couple? Chris:
No, I mean the guy that *wishes* they were a couple. Ray:
What is your point? Chris:
My point is - Call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now. Move your day date to tonight. Play the entire thing aloof and no matter what you do, kiss her at the end. 'Cause friends don't kiss
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Nice What about Sheila Are you making any headway
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We'll see I'm taking her to lunch today
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Oh whoa whoa whoa Don't don't do that
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Okay Don't do lunch Why
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That's like the express lane to the friend zone
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What the hell's the friend zone
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See when a girl decides that you're her friend
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you're no longer a dating option
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You become a complete non sexual entity in her eyes
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like her brother Or a lamp
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I don't want to be a lamp
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Yeah Well then don't be her friend okay
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Oh Take that guy for example
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You mean that couple No no no
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No I mean the guy that wishes they were a couple
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What is your point My point is
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call Sheila Ray Call her right now
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Move your day date to tonight
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Play the entire thing aloof and no matter what you do kiss her at the end
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'Cause friends don't kiss All right Aloof
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Movie Summary
While visiting his hometown during Christmas, a man comes face-to-face with his old high school crush whom he was best friends with -- a woman whose rejection of him turned him into a ferocious womanizer.
Actors
Ray
Chris Brander
