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Elizabeth Masterson:
Why is she wearing workout clothes? I mean, if you were gonna work out in the middle of the day, which is basically the only reason to be wearing workout clothes, do you really need a push up bra? The whole point is to strap 'em down, not push 'em up.
David Abbott:
You know what? You're NOT coming with me any more!
Elizabeth Masterson:
Why? Something might jog my memory.
David Abbott:
Too bad. You're like an AM radio that someone SHOVED in my head and I can't turn off.
Elizabeth Masterson:
You don't think she was completely unclassy and predatory?
David Abbott:
Those happen to be two of men's favorite things.
Elizabeth Masterson:
Why don't you just date a pit bull?
David Abbott:
Maybe I will.
Transcript
- You too, Dave.
- Thanks.
Why is she wearing workout clothes?
If you were gonna work out
in the middle of the day,
the only reason to wear workout clothes,
do you really need a push-up bra?
The whole point's
to strap 'em down.
- You're not comin' with me anymore.
- Why? Something might jog my memory.
Too bad. You're like an AM radio someone
shoved in my head and I can't turn off.
You don't think she was
completely un-classy and predatory?
Those happen to be
two of men's favorite things.
- Why don't you just date a pit bull?
- Maybe I will.
- Damn it!
- What?
I locked my key in the apartment.
There's a spare key
under the fire extinguisher.
I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're
into that whole tall, big boobs,
long legs, model-y sorta thing.
I guess if you wanna be that guy.
There are five other units here,
and not one person even
remembers what you look like.
Talk about being disconnected.
- Are you sure you really want that?
- Yes, I'm sure.
Next drawer on the left.
There's a funnel in there too,
if you need it.
- Check it out.
- What is it?
New leads.
Look, there's an address
written on here.
I can't make that out.
Is that a five or a six?
I think it's a...
No, no, no, that's a five.
Definitely a five.
So we have an address, a dry cleaning
ticket and a book of matches.
You know what that means?
- We could start a very small fire?
- There's still hope.
Oh, yes, these pants were jet black.
Armani, I believe.
I remember them.
They were expensive.
Do you remember anything else
about the woman? It's important.
She's pleasant,
but a little dull maybe.
- Dull?
- Dull?
I think of her,
I think of sadness, loneliness.
I don't need a psychological
profile from this guy.
- Can we just get the pants?
- Can I get the pants?
Clip duration: 111 seconds
Views: 342
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama, fantasy
Summary: A lonely landscape architect falls for the spirit of the beautiful woman who used to live in his new apartment.
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00:19 Why do I know you
00:32 We have an address
00:33 You ate here a lot
00:33 What are you doing
00:20 It's way better than dead
00:18 I shouldn't be seeing a little blonde control freak
00:29 You had no idea she was naked on your bed
00:54 Your sister really wouldn't sign those papers
00:13 Who put Sponge Bob in the pasta
00:14 And the felonies just keep pilin' up
00:22 You think if you could ever really touch me
00:20 I may have been a lonely home wrecking whore
02:23 This is more serious than I thought
00:23 Not your spirit girl
00:33 I don't think your sister's a very spiritual...
00:25 What do you mean
00:17 I just threw up in my mouth
01:12 I guess you got my job
00:21 She's got a tattoo on her ass
00:28 Totally antisocial