"Just Married" quotes
A young newlywed couple honeymoon in Europe, where obstacles challenge their ability to sustain the marriage.
Director: Shawn Levy
Writer: Sam Harper
Released: 10 Jan 2003
Awards: 8 nominations
00:08Open the gates jack in the box
00:04We call SWAT team on your ass
00:03Cheese and rice
00:07Yeah Well we're keeping the champagne and the cheese Jacques...
00:25A powerful daddy plus family money equals expectations
00:12Oh l hope she doesn't spook on you man
00:11We are not leaving this intercom
00:09We are not leaving this intercom
00:18L'm not either But we haven't had sex once since we've been...
00:21So l can either be happily married to Sarah or have 50 one...
00:09So l guess everyone thinks we're crazy for doing this
00:06Well l had the perfect relationship that was ruined by...
00:08Oh my God This is like a Twilight Zone
00:05And the hits just keep on comin'
00:05How often are the Dodgers on TV in Europe
00:08Maybe we should just have sex
00:11Have you always told me the truth
00:10We're in this together right
00:36Cheese and rice ls that a Thunderstick A200
00:04That is one strong gate
00:08The first sex l had on my honeymoon was with a man named...
00:07Son of a biatch
00:07We'll sic the hounds on you Leezak Bring 'em on Willie
00:32So what you're saying here is
00:16Welcome to the honeymoon from hell shitheel
00:24All right that is damn straight This is my wife Now open up...
00:17Oh my God Tomorrow my parents are gonna know l'm not a...
00:05That was the longest freakin' piss in ltalian history
00:04Hello there Mr McNerney
00:06L miss doing time in prison with you
00:04Those birds are psychotic
00:06Wow Pussy's never insulted me Now l feel loved
00:28Listen Leezak l don't expect a cracker like you to ever...
00:23Listen Leezak l don't expect a cracker like you to ever...
00:05We're never gonna forget this honeymoon
00:15L just hope that l can
00:07No No but my husband does have two pounds of hash hidden in...
00:08L need to know everything
00:09Tom you're acting crazy
00:12L gotta warn you Leezak l studied karate with a Chinese...
00:37Look Yuan Willie whoever else is listening
00:07Holy dude Jesus Good thing that didn't happen when we were...
00:29Tell me how Peter ended up in our hotel Tell me what...
00:35Hello Peter So glad you could join us
00:14No What do we get We get evicted from a five star hotel
00:11Whatever Look this hotel gets guests from all over the world
00:10You never see the hard days in a photo album
Tom - Ashton Kutcher
Sarah - Brittany Murphy
Peter Prentiss - Christian Kane
Kyle - David Moscow
Lauren - Monet Mazur
Mr. McNerney - David Rasche
Willie McNerney - Thad Luckinbill
Paul McNerney - David Agranov
Dickie McNerney - Taran Killam
Mr. Leezak - Raymond J. Barry
Yuan - Toshi Toda
Father Robert - George Gaynes
Fredo - Massimo Schina
Wendy - Valeria Andrews
Fred - Alex Thomas
Henri Margeaux - Laurent Alexandre
Nasty Stewardess - Jill Parker-Jones
Huge Man on Plane - Sandy McCormack
Kid in the Bathroom - Timmy Fitzpatrick
Bernardo Salviati - Francesco Fantasia
Bouncer - Alex Ardenti
Prison Guard - Robert Branco
Customs Official - Joseph Vassallo
Gondolier - Roberto Tagliapietra
Car Rental Clerk - Clement von Franckenstein
Bell Boy - Anderson Goncalves
Tow Truck Driver - Guido Föhrweißer
Italian Man - Lorenzo Caccialanza
Pedestrian - John Eric Brown
Mrs. 'Pussy' McNerney - Veronica Cartwright
Girl in Park - Cheryl Dent
Young Sarah - Alanna Hanly
Beach Football Player - T.J. Jefferson
Bar Patron - Summer Moore