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Kaiserschmarrndrama

A homicide in the little Bavarian village of Niederkaltenkirchen, relationship problems, and a lot of Bavarian charm.

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Ed Herzog

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Why does nobody tell me
nobody tells me anything about it, - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Why does nobody tell me nobody tells me anything about it,

Susi, do you like this
double concrete shithouse? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Susi, do you like this double concrete shithouse?

*murmur of voices* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*murmur of voices*

No woodlouse would want to live in
live in such a shitty concrete castle. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

No woodlouse would want to live in live in such a shitty con...

(father) That can't be true!
not be true! - And Pauli? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

(father) That can't be true! not be true! - And Pauli?

It makes your toes curl with such a shithouse! - Kaiserschmarrndrama

It makes your toes curl with such a shithouse!

Let's go eat something.
- Putting such a shithouse there! - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Let's go eat something. - Putting such a shithouse ther...

Now you eat something, and then
the world looks different again. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Now you eat something, and then the world looks different ag...

Stop with the nonsense.
Eat it! Eat! - Dad! - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Stop with the nonsense. Eat it! Eat! - Dad!

The little house has to be
the winter. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

The little house has to be the winter.

If you keep cooking so well,
Grandma, the house will never be finished. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

If you keep cooking so well, Grandma, the house will never b...

It's true. The shell
should have been finished long ago. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

It's true. The shell should have been finished long ago...

Ludwig, what's going on?
*whimpering* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Ludwig, what's going on? *whimpering*

Franz, have you told dad yet
that the house was your idea? - Huh? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Franz, have you told dad yet that the house was your idea? -...

Tell me, did they
shit in your brain or what? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Tell me, did they shit in your brain or what?

Susi has had a job offer
in Fürstenfeldbruck. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Susi has had a job offer in Fürstenfeldbruck.

Franz has panicked that
Susi might move there with Paul. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Franz has panicked that Susi might move there with Paul.

Is St. Blasius.
It helps against coughs. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Is St. Blasius. It helps against coughs.

Yes, smoking, coughing.
Funny, isn't it? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Yes, smoking, coughing. Funny, isn't it?

*Hardrock ringtone
and conversation in Polish* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*Hardrock ringtone and conversation in Polish*

What, a dead one? Here in
Niederkaltenkirchen? No such thing. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

What, a dead one? Here in Niederkaltenkirchen? No such thing...

If you want to take the piss out of me,
you have to get up earlier. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

If you want to take the piss out of me, you have to get up e...

Tell your sheriff to get his ass
his ass to the crime scene. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Tell your sheriff to get his ass his ass to the crime scene.

Susi-Mouse, can I
my cell phone back? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Susi-Mouse, can I my cell phone back?

Now it continues. The little house
be finished by winter. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Now it continues. The little house be finished by winter.

Mr. Kessler found the body
when he was out walking his dog. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Mr. Kessler found the body when he was out walking his dog.

Could you stop,
your fags at the crime scene? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Could you stop, your fags at the crime scene?

Normally people are raped first
and then killed. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Normally people are raped first and then killed.

You don't need a flair for this, common
common sense is enough. - Hm. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

You don't need a flair for this, common common sense is...

You can see it: jogging suit,
running shoes. Hit from behind. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

You can see it: jogging suit, running shoes. Hit from behind...

Probably with a stone. But
not rape, I bet. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Probably with a stone. But not rape, I bet.

Are you now the specialist for
violent crimes against female joggers? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Are you now the specialist for violent crimes against female...

You know, murdering women
are my silent passion. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

You know, murdering women are my silent passion.

Don't know your dog's name?
- Borrowed from the animal shelter. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Don't know your dog's name? - Borrowed from the an...

The doctor prescribed me walks
because of the pump. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

The doctor prescribed me walks because of the pump.

Are you that clever as an investigator
or are you just pretending to be? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Are you that clever as an investigator or are you just prete...

What do you mean by custody?
We don't even have a cell. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

What do you mean by custody? We don't even have a cell.

I have an alibi.
- An alibi never hurts, does it, Franz? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

I have an alibi. - An alibi never hurts, does it, Franz?

*Groans and coughs - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*Groans and coughs

I'm not allowed to say anything about that.
And now please open the door. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

I'm not allowed to say anything about that. And now ple...

And you certainly don't want
your DNA all over the place. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

And you certainly don't want your DNA all over the plac...

*signal tone - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Should I look for an
accessible apartment online? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Should I look for an accessible apartment online?

And she has made videos
of herself. Erotic ones. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

And she has made videos of herself. Erotic ones.

And you think I should
do the same? "Wheelchair rammer Rudi." - Kaiserschmarrndrama

And you think I should do the same? "Wheelchair rammer ...

Rudi, such a really clever
computer expert, ha? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Rudi, such a really clever computer expert, ha?

Because you need a sidekick,
to do the dirty work for you. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Because you need a sidekick, to do the dirty work for you.

Franz? Your compassion disgusts me. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Franz? Your compassion disgusts me.

I may be a crippled wreck,
but I still have feelings! - Kaiserschmarrndrama

I may be a crippled wreck, but I still have feelings!

All tests have shown that he
should be able to walk normally again. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

All tests have shown that he should be able to walk normally...

In my opinion
the problem is more at the top. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

In my opinion the problem is more at the top.

You are the only one who has visited him in the
visited him in the last eight weeks. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

You are the only one who has visited him in the visited him ...

Can you talk to him
about the possibility of - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Can you talk to him about the possibility of

The nurses put the knife
the knife on my chest. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

The nurses put the knife the knife on my chest.

Either he is dismissed,
or they make everyone sick. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Either he is dismissed, or they make everyone sick.

What's going on?
Are you here for grandma? - Well. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

What's going on? Are you here for grandma? - Well.

*cockcrow* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Think about it, Bua.
How is Rudi supposed to get into his apartment? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Think about it, Bua. How is Rudi supposed to get into his ap...

Three floors! And no elevator. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Three floors! And no elevator.

But what does that have to do with us?
We are not a place of mercy. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

But what does that have to do with us? We are not a place of...

Rudi stays there
with us at the farm. Conclusion. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Rudi stays there with us at the farm. Conclusion.

(Franz) This is a great room. I
have had 23 fantastic years here. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

(Franz) This is a great room. I have had 23 fantastic years ...

But he can't get down from there
down alone. And not up either. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

But he can't get down from there down alone. And not up...

Franz, you can't lock Rudi
locked up here - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Franz, you can't lock Rudi locked up here

Do you have a better idea?
(Mhm. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Do you have a better idea? (Mhm.

Just a moment. In the pigsty
that's where I sleep. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Just a moment. In the pigsty that's where I sleep.

You can live with YOUR Rudi in YOUR
barn like the bachelors. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

You can live with YOUR Rudi in YOUR barn like the bachelors.

Instead of with a wife and child
like a real family. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Instead of with a wife and child like a real family.

*Door slams shut* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*Door slams shut*

And don't get the idea, - Kaiserschmarrndrama

And don't get the idea,

Ludwig, I don't know what Susi's
has a problem with me. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Ludwig, I don't know what Susi's has a problem wit...

But I could have a
I could have one hell of a problem with her. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

But I could have a I could have one hell of a problem with h...

Who gave me the job offer
in Fürstenfeldbruck - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Who gave me the job offer in Fürstenfeldbruck

You know, if it were up to me, - Kaiserschmarrndrama

You know, if it were up to me,

Then we would have always
always had our peace and quiet. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Then we would have always always had our peace and quiet.

But Susi doesn't care,
what I want, - Kaiserschmarrndrama

But Susi doesn't care, what I want,

And in the end
always the guilty party. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

And in the end always the guilty party.

*quiet whimper* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*quiet whimper*

Come on, Flötzinger. Mary
is sure to come back. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Come on, Flötzinger. Mary is sure to come back.

Mary has made a private Brexit with her
made a private Brexit - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Mary has made a private Brexit with her made a private Brexi...

Flötzinger, there's something good about that,
being single, right? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Flötzinger, there's something good about that, being si...

Half of the world's population are
women, and that's quite a... - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Half of the world's population are women, and that'...

You're also the number one womanizer in Niederkaltenkirchen
the number one womanizer. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

You're also the number one womanizer in...

Since Mary left, I've lost my
lost my erotic magnetism. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Since Mary left, I've lost my lost my erotic magnetism.

I'll get my Ignaz out for the rest of
my days only for a beast. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

I'll get my Ignaz out for the rest of my days only for ...

Somewhere out there
a woman just waiting for you. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Somewhere out there a woman just waiting for you.

My husband is at the rocker meeting,
and I've run out of beer. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

My husband is at the rocker meeting, and I've run out o...

*Blues music gets louder* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*Blues music gets louder*

Shit, the Beischlerin tears the
Flötzinger completely to ruin. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Shit, the Beischlerin tears the Flötzinger completely to rui...

*Music: "Vegas Wedding Bells""
by Pete Surdoval* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*Music: "Vegas Wedding Bells"" by Pete Surdov...

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A homicide in the little Bavarian village of Niederkaltenkirchen, relationship problems, and a lot of Bavarian charm.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Ed Herzog

Writer: Stefan Betz, Rita Falk, Ed Herzog

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, crime

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 05 Aug 2021

Awards: 1 win total

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