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Kaiserschmarrndrama

A homicide in the little Bavarian village of Niederkaltenkirchen, relationship problems, and a lot of Bavarian charm.

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Ed Herzog

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(Rudi) You don't earn that much money with webcam erotica.
not that much money. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

(Rudi) You don't earn that much money with webcam...

I did a bit of research. She
earned 1,000 to 1,500 a month. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

I did a bit of research. She earned 1,000 to 1,500 a month.

*Church bell strikes" - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*Church bell strikes"

Gisela was with the countrywomen, - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Gisela was with the countrywomen,

You remembered the erotically
open-minded lodger. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

You remembered the erotically open-minded lodger.

Flötzinger gave me the idea.
- Don't distract me! - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Flötzinger gave me the idea. - Don't distract me!

And only very briefly. And she didn't like it
didn't like it at all. I don't think so. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

And only very briefly. And she didn't like it didn'...

Franz, there you are. I've been looking for you
all over the town hall. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Franz, there you are. I've been looking for you all ove...

What do I do now with the Kessler who found
who found Simone's body? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

What do I do now with the Kessler who found who found Simone...

He has a 1-A alibi, he was
in the, uh, nail studio... - Kaiserschmarrndrama

He has a 1-A alibi, he was in the, uh, nail studio...

Dad? What are you doing there? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Dad? What are you doing there?

And now sneak off.
- Fine, I'll come back later. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

And now sneak off. - Fine, I'll come back later.

Franz, you have to leave Gisela
out of the game. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Franz, you have to leave Gisela out of the game.

I think Gisela really had
had no idea about your affair. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

I think Gisela really had had no idea about your affair.

I have to go home. I think Rudi
is still sitting on the toilet. Good luck. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

I have to go home. I think Rudi is still sitting on the toil...

How can you forget someone
while you are talking to them? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

How can you forget someone while you are talking to them?

Or did you want to test me?
To see if I can walk after all? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Or did you want to test me? To see if I can walk after all?

*quiet whimper* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*quiet whimper*

*whimper* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Can't you cuddle with the dog later
cuddle with the dog later? I have needs too. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Can't you cuddle with the dog later cuddle with the dog...

*Swallow calls - Kaiserschmarrndrama

How old is Ludwig now
again? Ah yes, already 14. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

How old is Ludwig now again? Ah yes, already 14.

Mr. Eberhofer, regarding the overall condition
of your dog, - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Mr. Eberhofer, regarding the overall condition of your dog,

So, if you want to
want to do something good for him, - Kaiserschmarrndrama

So, if you want to want to do something good for him,

But you don't want to
torture him. - You don't understand anything. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

But you don't want to torture him. - You don't und...

They're going to prescribe me
I'll give it to you, - Kaiserschmarrndrama

They're going to prescribe me I'll give it to you,

Besides, I don't want to
in front of the dog. Period. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Besides, I don't want to in front of the dog. Period.

What does the vet say?
- The stupid cow has no idea. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

What does the vet say? - The stupid cow has no idea.

Dad. Why aren't you sitting
on your crane? - Yes, Meli. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Dad. Why aren't you sitting on your crane? - Yes, Meli.

After all, I have to
look after Ludwig. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

After all, I have to look after Ludwig.

*whimper* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Lie down
and do a little
sleep. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Lie down and do a little sleep.

I'll take over the night watch.
And now no more discussion. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

I'll take over the night watch. And now no more discuss...

All that chemical filth
won't make you feel any better. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

All that chemical filth won't make you feel any better.

Huh, you?
*whimper* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Huh, you? *whimper*

Doesn't look good for him, does it?
- Hm. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Doesn't look good for him, does it? - Hm.

Then we'll all take care of him now - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Then we'll all take care of him now

Yes, of course. Go on,
sneak away. Go to bed. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Yes, of course. Go on, sneak away. Go to bed.

Why don't you sit on the crane again?
That was tidy. - Yes, nice. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Why don't you sit on the crane again? That was tidy. - ...

*Groan* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*Hardrock ringtone - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*Hardrock ringtone

Flötzinger, do you know why
we are actually visiting you? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Flötzinger, do you know why we are actually visiting you?

Men. Who is in favor of the
Flötzinger become an honorary member of the club? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Men. Who is in favor of the Flötzinger become an honorary me...

*Owl call - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*Sirren* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*Groans and moans - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*Groans and moans

You said you'd take care of Ludwig.
- What am I doing right now? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

You said you'd take care of Ludwig. - What am I doing r...

Franz, don't be angry with me, - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Franz, don't be angry with me,

Right? I knew that
I knew it would taste good. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Right? I knew that I knew it would taste good.

I hope you can read.
It says: "For Ludwig", right? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

I hope you can read. It says: "For Ludwig", right?

*Groan* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

We'll get Rudi now, and then
and then we'll have a nice breakfast, eh? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

We'll get Rudi now, and then and then we'll have a...

*L_Ludwig grumbles - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*L_Ludwig grumbles

Good news: Ludwig is doing better.
better. The vet has no idea. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Good news: Ludwig is doing better. better. The vet has no id...

Now there's a "1st class
Mrs. Eberhofer breakfast". - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Now there's a "1st class Mrs. Eberhofer breakfast&...

Your world is enviably
simple, Franz Eberhofer. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Your world is enviably simple, Franz Eberhofer.

But tell me, don't you spell
"Rebels" a little differently? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

But tell me, don't you spell "Rebels" a littl...

Ah, Omal! I think Ludwig
needs a second helping. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Ah, Omal! I think Ludwig needs a second helping.

And the stupid cow wanted
to have you put down. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

And the stupid cow wanted to have you put down.

You, Franz. Your dad is overdoing it
with the drug diet, huh? - Mmm. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

You, Franz. Your dad is overdoing it with the drug diet, huh...

Without your nose I would
I would never have found the Simmerl. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Without your nose I would I would never have found the Simme...

He was having an affair
with the murder victim. - Really? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

He was having an affair with the murder victim. - Really?

Wait a minute. I'm not
not suspicious, am I? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Wait a minute. I'm not not suspicious, am I?

You have no alibi.
- Why would I have killed them? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

You have no alibi. - Why would I have killed them?

And you are a member
in a rocker clique - Kaiserschmarrndrama

And you are a member in a rocker clique

Physically too. There have been
others have been taken into custody because of this. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Physically too. There have been others have been taken into ...

I looked at the connection data of
Simone's live channel. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

I looked at the connection data of Simone's live channe...

Has of course still
customers logged in with her. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Has of course still customers logged in with her.

Before their murder
who logged in regularly - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Before their murder who logged in regularly

*Moped goes out* - Kaiserschmarrndrama

*Moped goes out*

Your two-wheeler has exceeded the
permissible speed - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Your two-wheeler has exceeded the permissible speed

This is probably resistance
against the authority of the state. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

This is probably resistance against the authority of the sta...

"Born Rebels." - Kaiserschmarrndrama

As a born rebel, I write this,
as I please. You're going to mommy now, - Kaiserschmarrndrama

As a born rebel, I write this, as I please. You're goin...

Isn't that dangerous
all topless like that? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Isn't that dangerous all topless like that?

Why didn't you put the man
not put him through the wringer? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Why didn't you put the man not put him through the wrin...

Ah! And how do you know that
know that, Mr. Super Smart? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Ah! And how do you know that know that, Mr. Super Smart?

The man is disabled. How is he supposed to
please beat Simone to death? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

The man is disabled. How is he supposed to please beat Simon...

What does that mean? I
I could kill someone right now. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

What does that mean? I I could kill someone right now.

The Mona was originally called
Simone Kitzeder - Kaiserschmarrndrama

The Mona was originally called Simone Kitzeder

And now you have me
under suspicion? Seriously? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

And now you have me under suspicion? Seriously?

Why didn't you continue to visit the Mona
visited her? Did you know she was dead? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Why didn't you continue to visit the Mona visited her? ...

But she resisted the way you
pulled down her pants. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

But she resisted the way you pulled down her pants.

And why not the underpants? Did she
screamed? It's easy to panic. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

And why not the underpants? Did she screamed? It's easy...

Assuming you did not
you didn't kill Simone. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Assuming you did not you didn't kill Simone.

Are you real or has someone
a stripper? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Are you real or has someone a stripper?

Just look at him. With that paunch
he can hardly get in there. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Just look at him. With that paunch he can hardly get in ther...

I make three crosses,
when this is finally over. - Kaiserschmarrndrama

I make three crosses, when this is finally over.

Yes, it's like this: - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Yes, it's like this:

Where was your husband on
Thursday after 5 p.m.? - Kaiserschmarrndrama

Where was your husband on Thursday after 5 p.m.?

Kaiserschmarrndrama poster

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A homicide in the little Bavarian village of Niederkaltenkirchen, relationship problems, and a lot of Bavarian charm.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Ed Herzog

Writer: Stefan Betz, Rita Falk, Ed Herzog

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, crime

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 05 Aug 2021

Awards: 1 win total

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