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Mr. Kessler found the body when he was out walking his dog
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Kaiserschmarrndrama

Mr. Kessler found the bodywhen he was out walking his dog

Mr. Kessler found the body
when he was out walking his dog

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Mr. Kessler found the body when he was out walking his dog.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:07
Uploaded
May 21, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime
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Movie Summary

A homicide in the little Bavarian village of Niederkaltenkirchen, relationship problems, and a lot of Bavarian charm.
Could you stop, your fags at the crime scene? - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:04
Could you stop, your fags at the crime scene?
Normally people are raped first and then killed. - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:04
Normally people are raped first and then killed.
You don't need a flair for this, common common sense is enough. - Hm. - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:06
You don't need a flair for this, common common sense is...
You can see it: jogging suit, running shoes. Hit from behind. - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:05
You can see it: jogging suit, running shoes. Hit from behind...
Probably with a stone. But not rape, I bet. - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:05
Probably with a stone. But not rape, I bet.
Are you now the specialist for violent crimes against female joggers? - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:05
Are you now the specialist for violent crimes against female...
You know, murdering women are my silent passion. - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:04
You know, murdering women are my silent passion.
Don't know your dog's name? - Borrowed from the animal shelter. - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:04
Don't know your dog's name? - Borrowed from the an...
The doctor prescribed me walks because of the pump. - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:04
The doctor prescribed me walks because of the pump.
Are you that clever as an investigator or are you just pretending to be? - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:06
Are you that clever as an investigator or are you just prete...
What do you mean by custody? We don't even have a cell. - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:05
What do you mean by custody? We don't even have a cell.
I have an alibi. - An alibi never hurts, does it, Franz? - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:05
I have an alibi. - An alibi never hurts, does it, Franz?
*Groans and coughs - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:05
*Groans and coughs
I'm not allowed to say anything about that. And now please open the door. - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:04
I'm not allowed to say anything about that. And now ple...
And you certainly don't want your DNA all over the place. - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:05
And you certainly don't want your DNA all over the plac...
*signal tone - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:08
*signal tone
Should I look for an accessible apartment online? - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:04
Should I look for an accessible apartment online?
And she has made videos of herself. Erotic ones. - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:05
And she has made videos of herself. Erotic ones.
And you think I should do the same? "Wheelchair rammer Rudi." - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:13
And you think I should do the same? "Wheelchair rammer ...
Rudi, such a really clever computer expert, ha? - Kaiserschmarrndrama 00:06
Rudi, such a really clever computer expert, ha?