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Kajillionaire

"Newborn to 18 years." You can't do it

"Newborn to 18 years." You can't do it

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"Newborn to 18 years."
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You can't do it.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:33
Uploaded
May 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, drama
Production
Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A woman's life is turned upside down when her criminal parents invite an outsider to join them on a major heist they're planning.
$1,575 to call me hon. - Kajillionaire 00:05
$1,575 to call me hon.
I don't want to do it that way this time. - Kajillionaire 00:04
I don't want to do it that way this time.
We don't call you hon, - Kajillionaire 00:08
We don't call you hon,
We don't wrap up little birthday presents with ribbons. - Kajillionaire 00:06
We don't wrap up little birthday presents with ribbons.
You want me to put you on my abdomen? - Kajillionaire 00:04
You want me to put you on my abdomen?
Hmm? [scoffs] - Kajillionaire 00:05
Hmm? [scoffs]
You want us to be false, fakey people. Hmm? - Kajillionaire 00:07
You want us to be false, fakey people. Hmm?
I'll call you hon for $1,575. - Kajillionaire 00:05
I'll call you hon for $1,575.
Just keep walking. Keep walking. Keep walking. - Kajillionaire 00:05
Just keep walking. Keep walking. Keep walking.
Uh, it's a dumb mug warmer. - Kajillionaire 00:04
Uh, it's a dumb mug warmer.
A lot of the times my mom will buy two of something and just send me one. - Kajillionaire 00:04
A lot of the times my mom will buy two of something and just...
Wednesday it leaks three times 'cause of the sanitation. - Kajillionaire 00:04
Wednesday it leaks three times 'cause of the sanitation...
You're jonesing. [laughs] - Kajillionaire 00:04
You're jonesing. [laughs]
My cousin, Timothy, when he was trying to kick pills, - Kajillionaire 00:05
My cousin, Timothy, when he was trying to kick pills,
And then he would have this sudden wave of needing them really bad. - Kajillionaire 00:04
And then he would have this sudden wave of needing them real...
Well, I think this is a little different, because they're my parents. - Kajillionaire 00:05
Well, I think this is a little different, because they'...
Well I think this is a little different - Kajillionaire 00:16
Well I think this is a little different
Actually, that's another example. That makes two things. - Kajillionaire 00:06
Actually, that's another example. That makes two things...
Well, wait. You thought I was gonna take this much for... - Kajillionaire 00:05
Well, wait. You thought I was gonna take this much for...
We don't call you hon, sweetheart, or baby. - Kajillionaire 00:07
We don't call you hon, sweetheart, or baby.