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"Kalifornia" quotes

Kalifornia poster
A journalist duo go on a tour of serial killer murder sites with two companions, unaware that one of them is a serial killer himself.

Director: Dominic Sena
Writer: Stephen Levy, Tim Metcalfe
Production: N/A
Genre: crime, drama, thriller
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $2,395,231
Released: 03 Sep 1993
Awards: 4 wins & 4 nominations

68 video clips

Brian KesslerEarly GrayceAdele CornersCarrie LaughlinGas Station AttendantWalter LivesyCollege StudentParole OfficerWaitressMrs. MusgraveMr. MusgraveMiddle Aged Farmer
When you dream there are no rules - Kalifornia 00:26 When you dream there are no rules Well let me know - Kalifornia 00:41 Well let me know Guess who this is - Kalifornia 00:41 Guess who this is I'll never know why Early Grayce became a killer - Kalifornia 00:39 I'll never know why Early Grayce became a killer Man I remember going on a school trip to the top of the Empire State Building - Kalifornia 00:38 Man I remember going on a school trip to the top of the... If Early ever saw me in a picture like that I'd be black and blue for a week - Kalifornia 00:39 If Early ever saw me in a picture like that I'd be... That's funny I didn't know you were so prejudiced - Kalifornia 00:34 That's funny I didn't know you were so prejudiced Brian I always knew I'd be a writer - Kalifornia 00:34 Brian I always knew I'd be a writer What the hell did I know about California - Kalifornia 00:22 What the hell did I know about California Well now how many people you seen me kill Bri - Kalifornia 00:36 Well now how many people you seen me kill Bri Early It's like this Brian I don't eat breakfast - Kalifornia 00:19 Early It's like this Brian I don't eat breakfast Know what Brian One night when we was stayin' up late - Kalifornia 00:36 Know what Brian One night when we was stayin' up late Is it just me or has this trip gone downhill since we ran out of Lucky Lager - Kalifornia 00:11 Is it just me or has this trip gone downhill since we ran... Momma sing us a song or somethin' - Kalifornia 00:42 Momma sing us a song or somethin' Stinking Stinking - Kalifornia 00:18 Stinking Stinking You were in there a long time Yeah I took a dump - Kalifornia 00:39 You were in there a long time Yeah I took a dump It's what we used to call 'em when we were kids - Kalifornia 00:10 It's what we used to call 'em when we were kids Early lived in the moment - Kalifornia 00:16 Early lived in the moment He whips you No no no Only when I deserve it - Kalifornia 00:15 He whips you No no no Only when I deserve it Oh Brian You've got to be kidding me They look like Okies - Kalifornia 00:14 Oh Brian You've got to be kidding me They look like... Take a piss - Kalifornia 00:29 Take a piss He beats her you know How do you know that - Kalifornia 00:15 He beats her you know How do you know that Smells like butt Did you get the beer - Kalifornia 00:07 Smells like butt Did you get the beer What is that That's Lucy - Kalifornia 00:40 What is that That's Lucy You know I used to smoke before I met Early - Kalifornia 00:24 You know I used to smoke before I met Early I was reading in your deal there how they never caught that Black Dolly killer - Kalifornia 00:44 I was reading in your deal there how they never caught that... How long you had your woman bud - Kalifornia 00:22 How long you had your woman bud Only thing my ol' man ever gimme was this goddamn 45 - Kalifornia 00:30 Only thing my ol' man ever gimme was this goddamn 45 Where you from - Kalifornia 00:36 Where you from Got 'em both on the dead run - Kalifornia 00:37 Got 'em both on the dead run What are you cryin' for I'm the one who got hit - Kalifornia 00:34 What are you cryin' for I'm the one who got hit What is it - Kalifornia 00:37 What is it Early What'd you get us - Kalifornia 00:23 Early What'd you get us Does it make you feel good Huh - Kalifornia 00:12 Does it make you feel good Huh Do you remember them doors Them doors I was talkin' about Bri - Kalifornia 00:40 Do you remember them doors Them doors I was talkin'... Um sir We don't have a liquor license so I'm afraid you're gonna have to - Kalifornia 00:14 Um sir We don't have a liquor license so I'm... You think Early's mean to me - Kalifornia 00:46 You think Early's mean to me He was even wearing the guy's ring - Kalifornia 00:42 He was even wearing the guy's ring You guys want your picture taken - Kalifornia 00:39 You guys want your picture taken Adele Look at all the cactuses - Kalifornia 00:34 Adele Look at all the cactuses What is it - Kalifornia 00:39 What is it What was that Oh my God - Kalifornia 00:32 What was that Oh my God You've not even said thank you - Kalifornia 00:43 You've not even said thank you Elvis get the fuck off of him - Kalifornia 00:04 Elvis get the fuck off of him How many people have you killed Early - Kalifornia 00:25 How many people have you killed Early You You cut your hair - Kalifornia 00:20 You You cut your hair Too graphic Too overt - Kalifornia 00:11 Too graphic Too overt Tell me somethin' How you gonna write a book - Kalifornia 00:07 Tell me somethin' How you gonna write a book Someday me and Adele we'll be walkin' along - Kalifornia 00:10 Someday me and Adele we'll be walkin' along Stop and think if you switched two letters in your name - Kalifornia 00:08 Stop and think if you switched two letters in your name Oh no no no Early - Kalifornia 00:06 Oh no no no Early Cold weather make people stupid that's a fact - Kalifornia 00:05 Cold weather make people stupid that's a fact Early seemed harmless - Kalifornia 00:19 Early seemed harmless Early seemed harmless - Kalifornia 00:19 Early seemed harmless Oh I like your hair Oh Thanks Thanks - Kalifornia 00:09 Oh I like your hair Oh Thanks Thanks When you first meet people all you notice is the differences between you and them - Kalifornia 00:14 When you first meet people all you notice is the differences... Oh God Please don't let them be as boring as Brian's friends - Kalifornia 00:08 Oh God Please don't let them be as boring as... Do you happen to know that he was in jail - Kalifornia 00:23 Do you happen to know that he was in jail You've not even said thank you - Kalifornia 00:31 You've not even said thank you Sweetheart hey Come on over here - Kalifornia 00:38 Sweetheart hey Come on over here

Cast

Early Grayce - Brad Pitt
Teenage Girl - Kathy Larson
Driver - David Milford
Brian Kessler - David Duchovny
Peter - John Zarchen
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