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"Kangaroo Jack" quotes

Kangaroo Jack poster
Two childhood friends, a New York hairstylist and a would-be musician, get caught up with the mob and are forced to deliver $50,000 to Australia, but things go haywire when the money is lost to a wild kangaroo.

Director: David McNally
Writer: Steve Bing, Barry O'Brien, Scott Rosenberg
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 16/100
ImdbRating: 4.4
BoxOffice: $66,934,963
Released: 17 Jan 2003
Awards: 1 win & 9 nominations

78 video clips

Kangaroo JackCharlie CarboneSal MaggioLouis BookerFrankie LombardoMr. SmithJessieBlue
This is great - Kangaroo Jack 00:36 This is great This is from Sal Maggio - Kangaroo Jack 00:35 This is from Sal Maggio That's all right Look at her She thinks she's so much smarter than us - Kangaroo Jack 00:08 That's all right Look at her She thinks she's so... You know what Sal You were right about him - Kangaroo Jack 00:10 You know what Sal You were right about him Doesn't get any better than this Louis Blue skies fresh air - Kangaroo Jack 00:20 Doesn't get any better than this Louis Blue skies fresh... Louis what are you eating I picked a bunch of berries at camp - Kangaroo Jack 00:22 Louis what are you eating I picked a bunch of berries at... The Land Down Under - Kangaroo Jack 00:21 The Land Down Under All right I'll admit it - Kangaroo Jack 00:20 All right I'll admit it I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial - Kangaroo Jack 00:09 I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial On that fateful day Louis saved my life - Kangaroo Jack 00:06 On that fateful day Louis saved my life The kangaroo got the money - Kangaroo Jack 00:16 The kangaroo got the money Careful you almost missed one - Kangaroo Jack 00:08 Careful you almost missed one Were these Medieval times and you a knight in shining armor - Kangaroo Jack 00:39 Were these Medieval times and you a knight in shining armor I never saw it - Kangaroo Jack 00:14 I never saw it You ever held a gun before Charlie - Kangaroo Jack 00:32 You ever held a gun before Charlie If Smith thinks we stole his money then by now Sal thinks we stole it - Kangaroo Jack 00:13 If Smith thinks we stole his money then by now Sal thinks we... I'm almost there Come on Charlie I can't hold on - Kangaroo Jack 00:17 I'm almost there Come on Charlie I can't hold on See what happened was - Kangaroo Jack 00:27 See what happened was Don't worry Charlie We'll get the money back all right - Kangaroo Jack 00:26 Don't worry Charlie We'll get the money back all... Please Charlie - Kangaroo Jack 00:11 Please Charlie Yeah I'm sorry about that - Kangaroo Jack 00:08 Yeah I'm sorry about that Perhaps you should've thought of that before you took your dog on a crime spree - Kangaroo Jack 00:35 Perhaps you should've thought of that before you took... I think I just sweated out a bottle of Yoo Hoo I drank in the eighth grade - Kangaroo Jack 00:06 I think I just sweated out a bottle of Yoo Hoo I drank in... Brain freeze - Kangaroo Jack 00:07 Brain freeze My name's Carbone which means skinny white boy with a gun - Kangaroo Jack 00:10 My name's Carbone which means skinny white boy with a... What's going on - Kangaroo Jack 00:36 What's going on What is with these camels - Kangaroo Jack 00:07 What is with these camels We're having a very intimate non gay moment - Kangaroo Jack 00:06 We're having a very intimate non gay moment I can't see anything from up here - Kangaroo Jack 00:12 I can't see anything from up here I am bolo man That's what I'm talking about - Kangaroo Jack 00:07 I am bolo man That's what I'm talking about I didn't think they were real - Kangaroo Jack 00:06 I didn't think they were real Sal's not gonna hurt us He's married to your mother - Kangaroo Jack 00:14 Sal's not gonna hurt us He's married to your... It's safe to assume you're not on vacation No - Kangaroo Jack 00:16 It's safe to assume you're not on vacation No What Check this out - Kangaroo Jack 00:39 What Check this out G'day My name is Blue - Kangaroo Jack 00:12 G'day My name is Blue Be cool Dingoes - Kangaroo Jack 00:13 Be cool Dingoes Louis how much time we got left Fourteen hours - Kangaroo Jack 00:36 Louis how much time we got left Fourteen hours Almost ripped my lucky jacket - Kangaroo Jack 00:07 Almost ripped my lucky jacket Be cool Dingoes - Kangaroo Jack 00:13 Be cool Dingoes Doesn't get any better than this Louis Blue skies fresh air - Kangaroo Jack 00:20 Doesn't get any better than this Louis Blue skies fresh... Don't worry Charlie We'll get the money back all right - Kangaroo Jack 00:23 Don't worry Charlie We'll get the money back all... G'day My name is Blue - Kangaroo Jack 00:12 G'day My name is Blue I am bolo man That's what I'm talking about - Kangaroo Jack 00:06 I am bolo man That's what I'm talking about I think I just sweated out a bottle of Yoo Hoo I drank in the eighth grade - Kangaroo Jack 00:06 I think I just sweated out a bottle of Yoo Hoo I drank in... It's safe to assume you're not on vacation No - Kangaroo Jack 00:16 It's safe to assume you're not on vacation No Louis they feel so real - Kangaroo Jack 00:06 Louis they feel so real Louis what are you eating I picked a bunch of berries at camp - Kangaroo Jack 00:22 Louis what are you eating I picked a bunch of berries at... My name's Carbone which means skinny white boy with a gun - Kangaroo Jack 00:06 My name's Carbone which means skinny white boy with a... Please Charlie - Kangaroo Jack 00:09 Please Charlie Pull over to the curb - Kangaroo Jack 00:16 Pull over to the curb Sal's not gonna hurt us He's married to your mother - Kangaroo Jack 00:10 Sal's not gonna hurt us He's married to your... Say good night - Kangaroo Jack 00:03 Say good night See what happened was - Kangaroo Jack 00:26 See what happened was That's all right Look at her She thinks she's so much smarter than us - Kangaroo Jack 00:08 That's all right Look at her She thinks she's so... The Land Down Under - Kangaroo Jack 00:21 The Land Down Under There's nothing wrong with this Stop acting like a baby - Kangaroo Jack 00:05 There's nothing wrong with this Stop acting like a baby This is Senior Sergeant Jimmy lnkamala Australian Police - Kangaroo Jack 00:06 This is Senior Sergeant Jimmy lnkamala Australian Police This is Senior Sergeant Jimmy lnkamala Australian Police - Kangaroo Jack 00:06 This is Senior Sergeant Jimmy lnkamala Australian Police This is Senior Sergeant Jimmy lnkamala Australian Police - Kangaroo Jack 00:06 This is Senior Sergeant Jimmy lnkamala Australian Police This is Senior Sergeant Jimmy lnkamala Australian Police - Kangaroo Jack 00:06 This is Senior Sergeant Jimmy lnkamala Australian Police This is Senior Sergeant Jimmy lnkamala Australian Police - Kangaroo Jack 00:06 This is Senior Sergeant Jimmy lnkamala Australian Police We're having a very intimate non gay moment - Kangaroo Jack 00:05 We're having a very intimate non gay moment What Check this out - Kangaroo Jack 00:47 What Check this out What is with these camels - Kangaroo Jack 00:08 What is with these camels Yes Mr Smith was one of our most notorious contract killers - Kangaroo Jack 00:06 Yes Mr Smith was one of our most notorious contract killers You okay - Kangaroo Jack 00:21 You okay Brain freeze - Kangaroo Jack 00:04 Brain freeze Careful you almost missed one - Kangaroo Jack 00:04 Careful you almost missed one I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial - Kangaroo Jack 00:05 I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial I never saw it - Kangaroo Jack 00:11 I never saw it If Sal finds out - Kangaroo Jack 00:12 If Sal finds out If Smith thinks we stole his money then by now Sal thinks we stole it - Kangaroo Jack 00:13 If Smith thinks we stole his money then by now Sal thinks we... It's you Yeah it's me - Kangaroo Jack 00:23 It's you Yeah it's me The kangaroo got the money - Kangaroo Jack 00:27 The kangaroo got the money This is from Sal Maggio - Kangaroo Jack 00:41 This is from Sal Maggio What's going on - Kangaroo Jack 00:38 What's going on You know what Sal You were right about him - Kangaroo Jack 00:13 You know what Sal You were right about him

Cast

Charlie Carbone - Jerry O'Connell
Louis Booker - Anthony Anderson
Jessie - Estella Warren
Sal Maggio - Christopher Walken
Mr. Smith - Marton Csokas
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