A lion can raise a mouse, but the mouse is still a mouse. And you, Charlie, are that...
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[Sal watched his factory of stolen merchandise become raided by the NYPD on the news] Sal Maggio:
[disappointed]
Louis Booker, you degenerate moron. Were these Medieval Times And you, a knight in shining armor, you would have, I have no doubt, slayed the maiden and saved the dragon. [Waffles, Louis' puppy growls] Louis Booker:
Shh! Waffles! Charlie Carbone:
Sal, we can explain... Sal Maggio:
[cuts Charlie off]
As for you, Charlie. After the tragic death of your father, I married your mother promising her I would raise you as my own. *You* chose not to take the Maggio name. I did not complain. And when you wanted to go to Beauty School, as boys who lose their fathers early in life often do, I did not snivel at interventions, did I? Charlie Carbone:
No, Salvatore, you didn't. In fact... Sal Maggio:
In fact, I happened to bought a beauty parlor so you could sit on you lazy butt all day long. $4.5 million you cost me. Were you anybody else, you be dead by now. Charlie Carbone:
Look, Sal, we know that your upset. Sal Maggio:
It's not your fault. Charlie Carbone:
What? Sal Maggio:
A lion can raise a mouse, but the mouse is still a mouse. And you, Charlie, are that mouse. Look at this. He takes it. Chicken blood
[disappointed]
Louis Booker, you degenerate moron. Were these Medieval Times And you, a knight in shining armor, you would have, I have no doubt, slayed the maiden and saved the dragon. [Waffles, Louis' puppy growls] Louis Booker:
Shh! Waffles! Charlie Carbone:
Sal, we can explain... Sal Maggio:
[cuts Charlie off]
As for you, Charlie. After the tragic death of your father, I married your mother promising her I would raise you as my own. *You* chose not to take the Maggio name. I did not complain. And when you wanted to go to Beauty School, as boys who lose their fathers early in life often do, I did not snivel at interventions, did I? Charlie Carbone:
No, Salvatore, you didn't. In fact... Sal Maggio:
In fact, I happened to bought a beauty parlor so you could sit on you lazy butt all day long. $4.5 million you cost me. Were you anybody else, you be dead by now. Charlie Carbone:
Look, Sal, we know that your upset. Sal Maggio:
It's not your fault. Charlie Carbone:
What? Sal Maggio:
A lion can raise a mouse, but the mouse is still a mouse. And you, Charlie, are that mouse. Look at this. He takes it. Chicken blood
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Were these Medieval times and you a knight in shining armor
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Oh God
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you would I have no doubt slay the maiden and save the dragon
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Hey sorry about that man I was under attack
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That's all right Look at her She thinks she's so much smarter than us
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Waffles
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Sal if we could explain As for you Charlie
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I'm pretty sure she is Charlie
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after the tragic death of your father
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Let me ask you something Mr Jimmy
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l married your mother promising her I would raise you as my own
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Where do I go if I'm looking for a missing kangaroo
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You chose not to take the Maggio name I did not complain
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The sky is dry for many months
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And when you wanted to go to beauty school
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Wind is guiet from the Kangaroos Jim Where are they
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as boys who lose their fathers early in life often do
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l did not snivel at your intentions did l
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The best bet is right here Owen Springs
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Movie Summary
Two childhood friends, a New York hairstylist and a would-be musician, get caught up with the mob and are forced to deliver $50,000 to Australia, but things go haywire when the money is lost to a wild kangaroo.
