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Charlie:
[Charlie, obviously drunk, is entertaining his friends with stories from acting camp]
He started squirting everybody with this turkey baster and screaming "Un-sex me! Un-sex me!" Dennis:
Wasn't Willem Dafoe in that group? Charlie:
Yeah, and he went on to talk about how a lot of secrets are hidden in people's basements... Leopold:
Like the Louvre? [everybody pauses and looks at Leo] Leopold:
I'm sorry, Charles, you were saying? Patrice:
What about the Louvre? Monica:
Yeah, tell us what you were going to say. Leopold:
Well, not all of the artwork in the Louvre is on the walls. Some is in the basement. Patrice:
You've been in the basement of the Louvre? Leopold:
Why, yes! Patrice:
I was a art history major at Vassar! Leopold:
Ahhhh
[Charlie, obviously drunk, is entertaining his friends with stories from acting camp]
He started squirting everybody with this turkey baster and screaming "Un-sex me! Un-sex me!" Dennis:
Wasn't Willem Dafoe in that group? Charlie:
Yeah, and he went on to talk about how a lot of secrets are hidden in people's basements... Leopold:
Like the Louvre? [everybody pauses and looks at Leo] Leopold:
I'm sorry, Charles, you were saying? Patrice:
What about the Louvre? Monica:
Yeah, tell us what you were going to say. Leopold:
Well, not all of the artwork in the Louvre is on the walls. Some is in the basement. Patrice:
You've been in the basement of the Louvre? Leopold:
Why, yes! Patrice:
I was a art history major at Vassar! Leopold:
Ahhhh
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she comes back on stage and she starts squirting the audience with this turkey baster
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filled with this pine mist
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And she's screaming Un sex me Un sex me
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But no tears Just raw human passion
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Isn't Willem Dafoe part of that group Yeah and he did this monologue about how
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all the best things in life are hidden in people's basements
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Like the Louvre
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I'm sorry You were saying Charles
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Just No what about the Louvre
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Tell us what you were going to say
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Well
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only a fraction of the Louvre is on the walls The rest is in the basement
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You've been in the basement of the Louvre Oh yes
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I was an art history major at Vassar
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Movie Summary
An English Duke from 1876 is inadvertedly dragged to modern day New York where he falls for a plucky advertising executive.



