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Charlie: [Charlie, obviously drunk, is entertaining his friends with stories from acting camp] Ok, she comes back, the audience is about to leave, she comes back on stage and she starts squirting everybody with this turkey baster with this fime mist and she's screaming "Un-sex me! Un-sex me!"; it's just raw, human passion...
Dennis: Isn't, uh, Willem Dafoe a part of that group?
Charlie: Yeah, and he did this monologue about how the best things in life are hidden in people's basements...
Leopold: Like the Louvre?
[everybody pauses and looks at Leo]
Leopold: I'm sorry, you were saying, Charles?
Patrice: What about the Louvre?
Monica: Yeah, tell us what you were going to say.
Leopold: Well, only a fraction of the Louvre is on the walls. The rest is in the basement.
Patrice: You've been in the basement of the Louvre?
Leopold: Oh, yes!
Patrice: I was a art history major at Vassar!
Leopold: Ahhhh
Dennis: Isn't, uh, Willem Dafoe a part of that group?
Charlie: Yeah, and he did this monologue about how the best things in life are hidden in people's basements...
Leopold: Like the Louvre?
[everybody pauses and looks at Leo]
Leopold: I'm sorry, you were saying, Charles?
Patrice: What about the Louvre?
Monica: Yeah, tell us what you were going to say.
Leopold: Well, only a fraction of the Louvre is on the walls. The rest is in the basement.
Patrice: You've been in the basement of the Louvre?
Leopold: Oh, yes!
Patrice: I was a art history major at Vassar!
Leopold: Ahhhh
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Okay so she comes back the audience is about to leave
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she comes back on stage and she starts squirting the audience with this turkey baster
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filled with this pine mist
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And she's screaming Un sex me Un sex me
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But no tears Just raw human passion
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Isn't Willem Dafoe part of that group Yeah and he did this monologue about how
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all the best things in life are hidden in people's basements
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Like the Louvre
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I'm sorry You were saying Charles
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Just No what about the Louvre
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Tell us what you were going to say
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Well
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only a fraction of the Louvre is on the walls The rest is in the basement
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You've been in the basement of the Louvre Oh yes
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I was an art history major at Vassar
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Movie Summary
An English Duke from 1876 is inadvertedly dragged to modern day New York where he falls for a plucky advertising executive.
