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Kate & Leopold quotes

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An English Duke from 1876 is inadvertedly dragged to modern day New York where he falls for a plucky advertising executive.

Director: James Mangold
Writer: Steven Rogers, James Mangold
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 6.4
BoxOffice: $47,121,859
Released: 25 Dec 2001
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 1 win & 5 nominations total

53 Clips & Quotes

Fresh creamery butter - Kate & Leopold 01:11
Fresh creamery butter
Can you go away - Kate & Leopold 00:26
Can you go away
You're intoxicated - Kate & Leopold 00:17
You're intoxicated
You're sucking the life out of my condiments - Kate & Leopold 00:19
You're sucking the life out of my condiments
But what I had never considered is that the whole thing  is  a pretzel - Kate & Leopold 00:49
But what I had never considered is that the whole thing is ...
I feel as though we've met on a previous occasion - Kate & Leopold 00:43
I feel as though we've met on a previous occasion
You still have it - Kate & Leopold 00:16
You still have it
I'm not the protagonist in a major motion picture - Kate & Leopold 00:16
I'm not the protagonist in a major motion picture
As far as I'm concerned - Kate & Leopold 00:38
As far as I'm concerned
We make cereal crunchier - Kate & Leopold 00:36
We make cereal crunchier
Those were your best years - Kate & Leopold 00:22
Those were your best years
Like the Louvre - Kate & Leopold 01:39
Like the Louvre
I've been paying dues all of my life - Kate & Leopold 00:32
I've been paying dues all of my life
Are those little people in that box of phosphors - Kate & Leopold 00:38
Are those little people in that box of phosphors
You're tucking me in - Kate & Leopold 00:12
You're tucking me in
You can tell me you picked up a transvestite in Times Square - Kate & Leopold 00:21
You can tell me you picked up a transvestite in Times Square
Can you tell me in short - Kate & Leopold 00:31
Can you tell me in short
Are you for real - Kate & Leopold 00:13
Are you for real
Sunday is the day before the day I work - Kate & Leopold 00:20
Sunday is the day before the day I work
You want to vex my sister - Kate & Leopold 00:15
You want to vex my sister
Women have changed since your time - Kate & Leopold 00:21
Women have changed since your time
Is it your habit sir - Kate & Leopold 00:24
Is it your habit sir
Are you sitting down - Kate & Leopold 01:27
Are you sitting down
You must be a man out of time or Sergeant Pepper - Kate & Leopold 00:19
You must be a man out of time or Sergeant Pepper
We have a saying in the McKay house - Kate & Leopold 00:20
We have a saying in the McKay house
You require a chaperone - Kate & Leopold 00:47
You require a chaperone
It's a great thing to get what you want - Kate & Leopold 01:51
It's a great thing to get what you want
Let's get one thing straight - Kate & Leopold 03:10
Let's get one thing straight
You of all people should understand - Kate & Leopold 00:58
You of all people should understand
You invented the elevator - Kate & Leopold 00:57
You invented the elevator
What are you talking - Kate & Leopold 00:57
What are you talking
It's a reply to Leopold's invitation - Kate & Leopold 01:15
It's a reply to Leopold's invitation
I don't want it to be Sunday - Kate & Leopold 00:21
I don't want it to be Sunday
Marriage is the promise of eternal love - Kate & Leopold 00:35
Marriage is the promise of eternal love
You stand no chance - Kate & Leopold 00:45
You stand no chance
What has happened to the world - Kate & Leopold 00:29
What has happened to the world
There is no  Andre  in Boheme - Kate & Leopold 00:26
There is no Andre in Boheme
Otis always told me love is a leap - Kate & Leopold 00:22
Otis always told me love is a leap
Menus are prepared in advance - Kate & Leopold 00:49
Menus are prepared in advance
And you push this button - Kate & Leopold 00:51
And you push this button
That you so thoroughly amuse yourself with the sound of your own voice - Kate & Leopold 00:53
That you so thoroughly amuse yourself with the sound of your...
That thing is a damned hazard - Kate & Leopold 03:19
That thing is a damned hazard
Dearest Katherine - Kate & Leopold 00:58
Dearest Katherine
If you go to the past in the future - Kate & Leopold 00:28
If you go to the past in the future
Don't you think it's time you told me who you are - Kate & Leopold 00:36
Don't you think it's time you told me who you are
The future Duchess of Albany - Kate & Leopold 00:34
The future Duchess of Albany
It still stands - Kate & Leopold 00:28
It still stands
Why are you standing - Kate & Leopold 00:24
Why are you standing
People might think I'm brave - Kate & Leopold 00:44
People might think I'm brave
She was a real romantic - Kate & Leopold 01:08
She was a real romantic
You dance like a herd of cattle - Kate & Leopold 00:32
You dance like a herd of cattle
Dogs are colourblind - Kate & Leopold 02:37
Dogs are colourblind
I'm not very good with men - Kate & Leopold 01:23
I'm not very good with men

Cast

Kate McKay - Meg Ryan
Leopold - Hugh Jackman
Stuart Besser - Liev Schreiber
Charlie McKay - Breckin Meyer
J.J. Camden - Bradley Whitford
Uncle Millard - Paxton Whitehead
Dr. Geisler - Spalding Gray
Colleague Bob - Josh Stamberg
Ad Executive Phil - Matthew Sussman
Roebling - Andrew Jack
Photographer - Stan Tracy
Miss Tree - Kristen Schaal
TV Newscaster - Roma Torre
Policewoman - Viola Davis
Sanitation Worker - Ray Seiden
Faux Wolfgang - Jonathan Fried
Faux Emeril - Francis Dumaurier
Hector - Cole Hawkins
CRG Intern - Stephanie Montalvo
Nurse Ester - Ebony Jo-Ann
Assistant Director - George Hahn
Cameraman - Joseph Mosso
Carriage Driver - Cornelius Patrick Byrne
Purse Thief - Chazz Menendez
Office Woman - Martha Madison
Rooftop Violinist - Nai Yuan Hu
Distinguished Actor - Michael Shelle
Commercial Director - Matt Beisner
Limo Driver - Bill Corsair
Executive #1 - John Rothman
Executive #2 - Dennis Rees
Executive #3 - Michael Cassady
Ad Executive - Brian Letscher
Executive's Wife - Meg Gibson
Doorman at Party - Kevin Daniels
Cab Driver - Henry Boyle
Bridge Cop - Russell Di Perna
1876 Doorman - Frank Arcuri
2nd Studio Executive - David Aaron Baker
Girl at the bridge opening - Delia Baseman
1876 Gentleman - Gary Beck
Actor in Advertisement - Craig Bierko
Prospective Bride - Diana Brownstone
Smoking Man at Barrel Shop - Lee Burkett
Party Guest - Carl Burrows
Monica Martinez - Monique Gabriela Curnen
Movie Goer - Aimee Denaro
Softball Player - Fabrizio Fante
Hospital Patient - Howard Feller
Prospective Bride - Peggy Flood
Woman in Movie - Shalom Harlow
Ballroom Dancer - Jennifer Johns
Rally Supporter - Michael Lanuto
Movie Goer - Elizabeth Logan
Irate Director Richard - James Mangold
Leopold's Maid - Jorjeana Marie
Hospital Orderly - Eddie Marrero
Red-Haired Flirting Woman at Brooklyn Bridge (1870s) - Celia A. Montgomery
Bartender - Todd Poudrier
Flower Shop Clerk - Colby Ryan