And I would have gotten her number if you hadn't turned the evening into a guided tour of...
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[Leopold and Charlie leave the club. Charlie is fuming because Leopold has enthralled Patrice, Charlie's love interest]
Charlie:
And I would have gotten her number if you hadn't turned the evening into a guided tour of the Louvre!
Leopold:
My apologies.
Charlie:
Let's get one thing straight. Patrice, she thought you were cute - probably gay, and cute - and cute, Leo, that's just the kiss of death.
Leopold:
Perhaps.
Charlie:
Perhaps? Certainly!
Leopold:
[produces a napkin]
I believe this is her number.
[Charlie takes it from him in disbelief]
Leopold:
As I see it, Patrice has not an inkling of your affections, and it's no wonder. You, Charles, are a merry-andrew.
Charlie:
A what?
Leopold:
Everything plays a farce to you. Women respond to sincerity. No-one wants to be romanced by a buffoon. Now, that number rings her.
Charlie:
Yes?
Leopold:
So ring her tomorrow.
Charlie:
I can't. She gave the number to you.
Leopold:
Only because I told her of your affections.
Charlie:
[taken aback]
Wha - what did you say?
Leopold:
Merely that you admired her, but you were hesitant to make an overture, as you'd been told she was courting another.
Charlie:
Shit... that's good! Well, what did she say?
Leopold:
She handed me the napkin.
[Charlie rushes under a lit store window to read the napkin, and starts dialing his cell phone]
Leopold:
Charles, it's quite late.
Charlie:
No, no, she won't be home yet. I get her machine and leave a message, ball's in her court.
Leopold:
You're ladling calculation upon comedy. The point is, to keep the ball in *your* court.
Charlie:
[slaps his phone shut]
You're right! You're right!
Transcript
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Perhaps Certainly I believe this is her number
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As I see it Patrice has not an inkling of your affections And it's no wonder
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You Charles are a merry andrew
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A what Everything plays a farce to you
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Women respond to sincerity
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This requires pulling one's tongue from one's cheek No one wants to be romanced by a buffoon
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Now that number rings her Yes
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So ring her tomorrow I can't She gave the number to you
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Only because I told her of your affections
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Wha What did you say
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Merely that you admired her but you were hesitant to make an overture
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since you'll been told she was courting another
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Shit That's good
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Wha What did she say She handed me the napkin
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Charles it's quite late No no no she won't be home yet
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I get her machine I leave a message ball's in her court
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You're ladling calculation upon comedy The point is to keep the ball in your court
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You're right You're right
Clip duration: 78 seconds
Views: 340
Timestamp in movie: 01h 01m 18s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, fantasy, romance
Summary: An English Duke from 1876 is inadvertedly dragged to modern day New York where he falls for a plucky advertising executive.
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00:19 You require a chaperone
00:08 What has happened to the world
00:35 Marriage is the promise of eternal love
00:11 We have a saying in the McKay house
00:07 You must be a man out of time or Sergeant Pepper
00:55 Are you sitting down
00:09 Is it your habit sir
00:11 Women have changed since your time
00:09 You want to vex my sister
00:18 Sunday is the day before the day I work
00:11 Are you for real
00:14 Can you tell me in short
00:15 You can tell me you picked up a transvestite in Times Square
00:17 You're tucking me in
00:19 Are those little people in that box of phosphors
00:15 I've been paying dues all of my life
00:46 Like the Louvre
00:09 Those were your best years
00:38 As far as I'm concerned