That thing is a damned hazard! It's just a toaster! Well, insertion of bread into that...
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Leopold:
That thing is a damned hazard!
Kate:
It's just a toaster!
Leopold:
Well, insertion of bread into that so-called toaster produces no toast at all, merely warm bread! Inserting the bread twice produces charcoal. So, clearly, to make proper toast it requires one and a half insertions, which is something for which the apparatus doesn't begin to allow! One assumes that when the General of Electric built it, he might have tried using it. One assumes the General might take pride in his creations instead of just foisting them on an unsuspecting public.
Kate:
You know something? Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice. You know why? Because everybody pushes their toast down twice!
Leopold:
Not where I come from.
Kate:
Oh, right. Where you come from, toast is the result of reflection and study!
Leopold:
Ah yes, you mock me. But perhaps one day when you've awoken from a pleasant slumber to the scent of a warm brioche smothered in marmalade and fresh creamery butter, you'll understand that life is not solely composed of tasks, but tastes.
Kate:
[mesmerized]
Say that again.
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That thing is a damned hazard It's just a toaster
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Well insertion of bread into that so called toaster produces no toast at all
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merely warm bread Inserting the bread twice produces charcoal
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So clearly to make proper toast it requires one and a half insertions
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which is something for which the apparatus doesn't begin to allow
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One assumes that when the General of Electric built it he might have tried using it
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One assumes the General might take pride in his creations
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instead of just foisting them on an unsuspecting public
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You know something
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Nobody gives a rat's ass
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that you have to push the toast down twice You know why
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Because everybody pushes their toast down twice
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Not where I come from
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Oh because where you come from
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toast is the result of reflection and study
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Yes you mock me
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But perhaps one day when you've awoken from a pleasant slumber
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to the scent of a warm brioche smothered in marmalade and fresh creamery butter
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you'll understand that life is not solely comprised of tasks but tastes
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Say that again
Clip duration: 69 seconds
Views: 331
Timestamp in movie: 00h 47m 25s
Uploaded: 20 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, fantasy, romance
Summary: An English Duke from 1876 is inadvertedly dragged to modern day New York where he falls for a plucky advertising executive.
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