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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.

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Linda Mendoza

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That's not what happened, though. [laughs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

That's not what happened, though. [laughs]

[laughs simperingly] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

[laughs simperingly]

Show me a revenge film,
Taken, starring Liam Neeson. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Show me a revenge film, Taken, starring Liam Neeson.

When he's on the phone, like,
"I have a very specific set of skills. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

When he's on the phone, like, "I have a very spec...

Then, like, Bible,
I will lose ten pounds." [simpers] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Then, like, Bible, I will lose ten pounds." [simpers]

Please, just kill us, no!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Please, just kill us, no!"

When my boyfriend left,
I gained ten pounds, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

When my boyfriend left, I gained ten pounds,

[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

[cheering and applause]

Meghan Markle, I'm supposed to like her, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Meghan Markle, I'm supposed to like her,

That cut me very deep. [sighs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

That cut me very deep. [sighs]

She saw his rare gemstone penis - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

She saw his rare gemstone penis

What's the point of even being rich
if you can't have Taco Bell every day? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

What's the point of even being rich if you can't ...

When she and Kate Middleton
go out on disaster relief, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

When she and Kate Middleton go out on disaster relief,

I'm very happy that there's
mixed ethnicity in the royal family. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

I'm very happy that there's mixed ethnicity in th...

But wouldn't it also be groundbreaking
to have a duchess over 92 pounds? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

But wouldn't it also be groundbreaking to have a duches...

Like, "What? Feed these women!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Like, "What? Feed these women!"

[whistling] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

"We'll see how this goes for her,
and then..." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

"We'll see how this goes for her, and then...&quo...

So, there are two single mothers,
you've arrived together, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

So, there are two single mothers, you've arrived togeth...

She's like, "Dawn, you be quiet.
As ever, I'm the spokeswoman. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

She's like, "Dawn, you be quiet. As ever, I'm...

You saw what happened when you tried
to get us those free drinks earlier. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

You saw what happened when you tried to get us those free dr...

Let me deal with it, Dawn." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Let me deal with it, Dawn."

May I ask, how long has each of you
been a single mother for? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

May I ask, how long has each of you been a single mother fo...

Both-- Both of you together decided
in 2009, "This is gonna be our year"? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Both-- Both of you together decided in 2009, "This is ...

And you were just coincidentally friends?
Or this was an organized... - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

And you were just coincidentally friends? Or this was an org...

Okay, your children are friends,
and you're friends, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Okay, your children are friends, and you're friends,

Welcome. Um, are you dating,
are you feeling it out, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Welcome. Um, are you dating, are you feeling it out,

[chuckles]
You'll be like, "I'm on Tinder right now." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

[chuckles] You'll be like, "I'm on Tinder rig...

You both do. Straightaway.
No one ever says no. They're like, "Yep." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

You both do. Straightaway. No one ever says no. They're...

Why are these Janes like
"Just get back in a relationship." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Why are these Janes like "Just get back in a relations...

I feel, if you are unsure
about your choices - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

I feel, if you are unsure about your choices

-Thank you so much. Um...
-[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

-Thank you so much. Um... -[cheering and applause]

Like, "Oh, my God, how does he do it? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Like, "Oh, my God, how does he do it?

How does a young, young, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

How does a young, young,

How does he raise a gorgeous
young daughter without financial help - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

How does he raise a gorgeous young daughter without financi...

[moaning] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

"Oh! Incredible dad - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

"Oh! Incredible dad

How does he do it?" [laughs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

How does he do it?" [laughs]

I'd be like,
"Well, if you think my hands are full - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

I'd be like, "Well, if you think my hands are ful...

I would say,
"I take three equal sections of hair. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

I would say, "I take three equal sections of hair.

And then, heroically, I fold one
into the other two, and so on." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

And then, heroically, I fold one into the other two, and so...

And women all over the globe
would lose their shit. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

And women all over the globe would lose their shit.

Where is he?
Is anyone sucking him off right now, here? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Where is he? Is anyone sucking him off right now, here?

Can I go next?" [simpers] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Can I go next?" [simpers]

She should have worked harder
to keep her family together." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

She should have worked harder to keep her family together.&...

♪ I asked him more than once
La-la-la, la-la-la ♪ - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

♪ I asked him more than once La-la-la, la-la-la ♪

There are men. You could get one." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

There are men. You could get one."

Still, still,
boys are taught to become somebody, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Still, still, boys are taught to become somebody,

I have chosen to do neither
of those dog shit things. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

I have chosen to do neither of those dog shit things.

And I still go on dates,
but with my girlfriends. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

And I still go on dates, but with my girlfriends.

I recently accompanied
my single girlfriend Emma - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

I recently accompanied my single girlfriend Emma

It was a beautiful day, and her aunt
was such an inspiring woman. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

It was a beautiful day, and her aunt was such an inspiring w...

She lived to be 95 years old, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

She lived to be 95 years old,

And as we saw her off,
a man next to us said, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

And as we saw her off, a man next to us said,

95 years old
and never able to find a man." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

95 years old and never able to find a man."

♪ Get your breath away from me ♪ - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

♪ Get your breath away from me ♪

She came home from school
the other day, and she said to me, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

She came home from school the other day, and she said to me...

I said, "What, Violet?
What's happening in your country?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

I said, "What, Violet? What's happening in your co...

[chuckles] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

I think sometimes we surround ourselves
with too many like-minded people. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

I think sometimes we surround ourselves with too many like-m...

My viewpoint is just a different one
to yours sometimes, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

My viewpoint is just a different one to yours sometimes,

"Uh, you know, the people that you're
worried about coming into the country?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

"Uh, you know, the people that you're worried abou...

You were born here,
but I came from another country. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

You were born here, but I came from another country.

Maybe you didn't notice
'cause I'm white, and..." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Maybe you didn't notice 'cause I'm white, and...

[scattered applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

[scattered applause]

And I didn't even use
our public health service in England - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

And I didn't even use our public health service in Engl...

And I'm entitled to those things
because I'm British." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

And I'm entitled to those things because I'm Briti...

Start with the washing up, maybe clean
your fucking room every once in a while. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Start with the washing up, maybe clean your fucking room ev...

I promise, I'm only doing the jobs
that you won't do." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

I promise, I'm only doing the jobs that you won't...

And so I took her for a genetic test, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

And so I took her for a genetic test,

[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

[cheering and applause]

You must do it to see their little faces - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

You must do it to see their little faces

Your ancestors moved all around the earth - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Your ancestors moved all around the earth

Okay, Savvy, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Poor Savvy. She was hoping she could
start singing Cardi B on public transport. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Poor Savvy. She was hoping she could start singing Cardi B ...

She's also 30% British, like you.
That's high. She was pleased with that. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

She's also 30% British, like you. That's high. She...

And I was like, "Uh-oh." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

And I was like, "Uh-oh."

They were looking at me, like,
"How did she get dressed today?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

They were looking at me, like, "How did she get dressed...

Like, that means my ancestors
never swallowed on holiday. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Like, that means my ancestors never swallowed on holiday.

These lazy women just fucked in a circle
in one village in Ireland. Just... - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

These lazy women just fucked in a circle in one village in I...

Cousin, cousin, cousin, cousin... - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Cousin, cousin, cousin, cousin...

For thousands and thousands of years. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

For thousands and thousands of years.

Trust me, no matter what anyone tells you,
that is not what you want. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Trust me, no matter what anyone tells you, that is not what ...

And I know that right now, minorities feel
really displaced and disrespected. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

And I know that right now, minorities feel really displaced ...

If this gets out, I could be farmed - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

If this gets out, I could be farmed

They'll be like, "Oh, great news, we found
a really, really, really white one. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

They'll be like, "Oh, great news, we found a reall...

Hurry, hurry! She's running out of time
to have another baby! Everyone!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Hurry, hurry! She's running out of time to have another...

Too many things are about finding a man,
tricking a man, getting a man. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Too many things are about finding a man, tricking a man, get...

This elaborate fashion
will be very confusing to a man." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

This elaborate fashion will be very confusing to a man.&quo...

I did not come dressed as the laws
of cricket. What you talking about? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

I did not come dressed as the laws of cricket. What you tal...

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Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.

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Director: Linda Mendoza

Writer: Katherine Ryan

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.8

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 01 Jul 2019

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