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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

And for everyone's better life, I've taken myself out of the game, and then loads of...

And for everyone's better life, I've taken myself out of the game, and then loads of people in my life 
want me to get back into the game

Full Transcript

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And for everyone's better life,
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I've taken myself out of the game,
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and then loads of people in my life  want me to get back into the game.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:40
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
If I were this bad at anything else-- - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
If I were this bad at anything else--
Pretty sure my friends and family  would not be like, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Pretty sure my friends and family  would not be like,
Just one more try." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Just one more try."
I think the ladies will agree with me, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I think the ladies will agree with me,
I don't have any sandwiches on me. Perhaps if I speak to you from my knees. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
I don't have any sandwiches on me. Perhaps if I speak t...
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
[cheering and applause]
Six years in the house, Joseph! And what do you do in there? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Six years in the house, Joseph! And what do you do in there?
[sniffling] "I play video games." [sighs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
[sniffling] "I play video games." [sighs]
Even though you're clearly far too young to have a man in your house. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Even though you're clearly far too young to have a man ...
Listen, I'm glad  that it's working out for you, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
Listen, I'm glad  that it's working out for you,
I just feel like, right now,  it's best if I stay single - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I just feel like, right now,  it's best if I stay singl...
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
[cheering and applause]
And there's not a person here  who wouldn't fuck Céline Dion. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And there's not a person here  who wouldn't fuck C...
She has released albums in Japanese, Mandarin Chinese, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
She has released albums in Japanese, Mandarin Chinese,
The current president  of the world's largest economy - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
The current president  of the world's largest economy
It's that I know Céline Dion's husband met her when he was 38 years old - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
It's that I know Céline Dion's husband met her whe...
[audience gasping] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
[audience gasping]
They're like, "Bah, I don't know,  Céline Dion, she knew what she was doing." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
They're like, "Bah, I don't know,  Céline Dio...
Just, you know, in charge of her  day-to-day affairs, like a father figure. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Just, you know, in charge of her  day-to-day affairs, like a...
And nothing sexual happened  between them until the magical evening - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
And nothing sexual happened  between them until the magical ...