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And so I took her for a genetic test
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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

And so I took her for a genetic test, which is a fun thing to do with any racist

And so I took her for a genetic test, which is a fun thing to do 
with any racist

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And so I took her for a genetic test,
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which is a fun thing to do  with any racist.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:26
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
[cheering and applause]
You must do it to see their little faces - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
You must do it to see their little faces
Your ancestors moved all around the earth - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Your ancestors moved all around the earth
Okay, Savvy, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
Okay, Savvy,
Poor Savvy. She was hoping she could  start singing Cardi B on public transport. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Poor Savvy. She was hoping she could  start singing Cardi B ...
She's also 30% British, like you. That's high. She was pleased with that. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
She's also 30% British, like you. That's high. She...
And I was like, "Uh-oh." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:11
And I was like, "Uh-oh."
They were looking at me, like, "How did she get dressed today?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
They were looking at me, like, "How did she get dressed...
Like, that means my ancestors  never swallowed on holiday. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Like, that means my ancestors  never swallowed on holiday.
These lazy women just fucked in a circle in one village in Ireland. Just... - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
These lazy women just fucked in a circle in one village in I...
Cousin, cousin, cousin, cousin... - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Cousin, cousin, cousin, cousin...
For thousands and thousands of years. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
For thousands and thousands of years.
Trust me, no matter what anyone tells you, that is not what you want. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
Trust me, no matter what anyone tells you, that is not what ...
And I know that right now, minorities feel really displaced and disrespected. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
And I know that right now, minorities feel really displaced ...
If this gets out, I could be farmed - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
If this gets out, I could be farmed
They'll be like, "Oh, great news, we found a really, really, really white one. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
They'll be like, "Oh, great news, we found a reall...
Hurry, hurry! She's running out of time to have another baby! Everyone!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
Hurry, hurry! She's running out of time to have another...
Too many things are about finding a man, tricking a man, getting a man. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Too many things are about finding a man, tricking a man, get...
This elaborate fashion  will be very confusing to a man." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
This elaborate fashion  will be very confusing to a man.&quo...
I did not come dressed as the laws  of cricket. What you talking about? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
I did not come dressed as the laws  of cricket. What you tal...