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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

And she stood there in a gown,making eggs at nine a.m., and said, "Sometimes I do wish I...

And she stood there in a gown,
making eggs at nine a.m., and said, "Sometimes I do wish 
I had a husband." Women's fashions are a beautiful prison

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And she stood there in a gown, making eggs at nine a.m.,
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and said, "Sometimes I do wish  I had a husband."
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Women's fashions are a beautiful prison.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:34
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
If Houdini wore Vivienne Westwood, he would have drowned every time. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
If Houdini wore Vivienne Westwood, he would have drowned eve...
[man laughs loudly] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
[man laughs loudly]
Like Houdini." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Like Houdini."
My grandmother would not  have been allowed to buy a house, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
My grandmother would not  have been allowed to buy a house,
I didn't think I'd ever be able to have that security with my child - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
I didn't think I'd ever be able to have that secur...
And I invited my family to see it, and they're from Canada. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And I invited my family to see it, and they're from Can...
And they arrived and they said, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
And they arrived and they said,
[exaggerated sccent] This is the hoose  that you bought with all your money? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
[exaggerated sccent] This is the hoose  that you bought with...
Don't you know what size hoose you could afford in your hometown for this money?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Don't you know what size hoose you could afford in your...
Stop talking." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Stop talking."
Are you too good for your family?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:11
Are you too good for your family?"
We were on holiday, and she wanted  to get out of the swimming pool. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
We were on holiday, and she wanted  to get out of the swimmi...
She called out, "Mummy, prepare my towel." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
She called out, "Mummy, prepare my towel."
Means, "I'm ready  to get out of the water." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:11
Means, "I'm ready  to get out of the water."
"Get out." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
"Get out."
And it's an old  gothic church conversion in England. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And it's an old  gothic church conversion in England.
We had to redo the whole thing 'cause it was falling apart. They love old shit. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
We had to redo the whole thing 'cause it was falling ap...
And I, uh... I chose, with my daughter, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
And I, uh... I chose, with my daughter,
We chose florals on florals, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
We chose florals on florals,
And I found a builder, and I showed him my plans, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
And I found a builder, and I showed him my plans,