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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

And teachers, if you're in, you do not get paid enoughfor the tremendous job that you do

And teachers, if you're in, you do not get paid enough
for the tremendous job that you do

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And teachers, if you're in,
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you do not get paid enough for the tremendous job that you do.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:39
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
I would appreciate it if you could have  meaningful conversations - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I would appreciate it if you could have  meaningful conversa...
She said, "Meh... Why don't we let the school deal with it?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
She said, "Meh... Why don't we let the school deal...
"Why don't I fuck your man?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
"Why don't I fuck your man?"
What kind of mother are you if you're not prepared to weaponize your pussy - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
What kind of mother are you if you're not prepared to w...
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
[cheering and applause]
I will hate fuck the absolute shit  out of Brian. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
I will hate fuck the absolute shit  out of Brian.
That's why I think the best thing to do - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
That's why I think the best thing to do
Hey, how'd you like to spend every other weekend on the highway, huh? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Hey, how'd you like to spend every other weekend on the...
And I think I co-parent  with Violet's father quite successfully. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
And I think I co-parent  with Violet's father quite suc...
If you are co-parenting, you have  to be nice about the other partner. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
If you are co-parenting, you have  to be nice about the othe...
"Oh, I know he was a monster to me, but she does this..." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
"Oh, I know he was a monster to me, but she does this.....
He's my child's dad, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
He's my child's dad,
I remember, one evening, I was in bed, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I remember, one evening, I was in bed,
And so I appeared at the top  of the stairs in my jammies, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
And so I appeared at the top  of the stairs in my jammies,
How do you like it when someone  calls your mother a whore?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
How do you like it when someone  calls your mother a whore?&...
-[applause] -And... [laughs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
-[applause] -And... [laughs]
Uh, and I can just tell you privately, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Uh, and I can just tell you privately,
Uh... My mom's kind of like Frank Sinatra, but really sexy. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Uh... My mom's kind of like Frank Sinatra, but really s...
She's just always smoking near, like, Scotch and a piano, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
She's just always smoking near, like, Scotch and a pian...
"How's England, doll?" "It's fine." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
"How's England, doll?" "It's...