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[April] They just don't do anything. -They don't do anything?
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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

They just don't do anything.-They don't do anything?

[April] They just don't do anything.
-They don't do anything?

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-[April] They just don't do anything. -They don't do anything?
Duration
4 seconds
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21
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:32
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
They have lots of painful procedures, they're doing all these businesses. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
They have lots of painful procedures, they're doing all...
The Kardashians have Trojan horsed a lot of important issues - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
The Kardashians have Trojan horsed a lot of important issues
For me, they are a matriarchy of shape-shifting sisters - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
For me, they are a matriarchy of shape-shifting sisters
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
[cheering and applause]
And all their children somehow look like them, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
And all their children somehow look like them,
And I will say they're not perfect, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
And I will say they're not perfect,
And when I was heartbroken  during my breakup, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
And when I was heartbroken  during my breakup,
And he lost way more weight  than she did, by the way, but... - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And he lost way more weight  than she did, by the way, but.....
But she didn't cry in her room  like I cried in my room. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
But she didn't cry in her room  like I cried in my room...
Khloé got in the gym and she started working out, lifting weights. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Khloé got in the gym and she started working out, lifting we...
She's gonna bulk up, be drafted by the NBA, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
She's gonna bulk up, be drafted by the NBA,
That's not what happened, though. [laughs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
That's not what happened, though. [laughs]
[laughs simperingly] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
[laughs simperingly]
Show me a revenge film, Taken, starring Liam Neeson. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Show me a revenge film, Taken, starring Liam Neeson.
When he's on the phone, like,  "I have a very specific set of skills. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
When he's on the phone, like,  "I have a very spec...
Then, like, Bible,  I will lose ten pounds." [simpers] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:13
Then, like, Bible,  I will lose ten pounds." [simpers]
Please, just kill us, no!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Please, just kill us, no!"
When my boyfriend left, I gained ten pounds, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
When my boyfriend left, I gained ten pounds,
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
[cheering and applause]
Meghan Markle, I'm supposed to like her, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Meghan Markle, I'm supposed to like her,