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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

As soon as I was rejected, I thought, "Oh, I've really missed out on this amazing man."...

As soon as I was rejected, I thought, "Oh, I've really missed out 
on this amazing man." And I was crying in my room,
and Violet found me

Full Transcript

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As soon as I was rejected, I thought,
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"Oh, I've really missed out  on this amazing man."
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And I was crying in my room, and Violet found me.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:34
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
That boy was a nuisance." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
That boy was a nuisance."
There are two people  who are known to have left Sarnia. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
There are two people  who are known to have left Sarnia.
There's me and then heroic  Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
There's me and then heroic  Canadian astronaut Chris Ha...
They named an asteroid,  two schools and an airport after him. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
They named an asteroid,  two schools and an airport after hi...
And I got a letter from the town council, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
And I got a letter from the town council,
He's just a really nice guy, just an astronaut, just some space fucker. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
He's just a really nice guy, just an astronaut, just so...
"Oh, Katherine, are you being too hard  on your local hero?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
"Oh, Katherine, are you being too hard  on your local h...
She overdosed on fentanyl 16 times. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
She overdosed on fentanyl 16 times.
She jerked off three hockey players in the space of an hour, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
She jerked off three hockey players in the space of an hour,
Life's just not fair sometimes.  Um... [chuckles] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:23
Life's just not fair sometimes.  Um... [chuckles]
"Why now what I spontaneously come?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:14
"Why now what I spontaneously come?"
You thought... You thought that I was gonna sell the dogs, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:13
You thought... You thought that I was gonna sell the dogs,
Just to suck your dick in Japan?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:13
Just to suck your dick in Japan?"
I enjoy your company,  but you are a luxury item." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
I enjoy your company,  but you are a luxury item."
And I suppose because you have a child, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
And I suppose because you have a child,
No." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
No."
I was like, "It literally says priority on your bags - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
I was like, "It literally says priority on your bags
And I always check back into economy to see how you're doing on the flight." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
And I always check back into economy to see how you're ...
He said, "I must go where I am needed." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
He said, "I must go where I am needed."
Can you imagine, if I followed, just me, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Can you imagine, if I followed, just me,