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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

But I'm not currently allowed to vote or work or eat.' So why don't you put your...

But I'm not currently allowed 
to vote or work or eat.' So why don't you put your fucking 
dick away and help this lady?

Full Transcript

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But I'm not currently allowed  to vote or work or eat.'
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So why don't you put your fucking  dick away and help this lady?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
66
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:33
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
Help this lady!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Help this lady!"
That's not the reaction that the very British audience had that Christmas Eve. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
That's not the reaction that the very British audience ...
Put your fuckin' dick away!  Put your fuckin' dick away! - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Put your fuckin' dick away!  Put your fuckin' dick...
It's fair enough. It's fair enough. Uh, I don't know what went wrong. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
It's fair enough. It's fair enough. Uh, I don'...
Day wine is for lunch meetings  and taking the edge off the school run. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Day wine is for lunch meetings  and taking the edge off the ...
Drink it in the dark, and you'll be fighting founding fathers. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Drink it in the dark, and you'll be fighting founding f...
But I went home, and I loved it so much, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
But I went home, and I loved it so much,
He was on track to become the president, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
He was on track to become the president,
You can't fuck vulnerable women - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
You can't fuck vulnerable women
And I just feel... You don't have to live your life like me. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And I just feel... You don't have to live your life lik...
It's just a different shape of a family that I wish was not so stigmatized. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
It's just a different shape of a family that I wish was...
[groans] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
[groans]
She thought he'd be a regular businessman and they could be divorced by now. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
She thought he'd be a regular businessman and they coul...
She'd be fucking one of J.Lo's  backup dancers through season two - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
She'd be fucking one of J.Lo's  backup dancers thr...
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
[cheering and applause]
If he's still eating solid food, he is too young, do you understand? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
If he's still eating solid food, he is too young, do yo...
You want him one line of coke  and a vigorous hand job away - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
You want him one line of coke  and a vigorous hand job away
Oh. Oh, la la. Sacré bleu. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Oh. Oh, la la. Sacré bleu.
Perhaps Céline Dion  had the right idea all along. [laughs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Perhaps Céline Dion  had the right idea all along. [laughs]...