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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Her eldest daughter is the same age as my only daughter, and then I blinked and she shot...

Her eldest daughter is the same age 
as my only daughter, and then I blinked 
and she shot out six more, just like... rrrrrrrrrr!

Full Transcript

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Her eldest daughter is the same age  as my only daughter,
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and then I blinked  and she shot out six more,
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just like... rrrrrrrrrr!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:11
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
Jane has an ass like a peach, cervix like a Hula-Hoop. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Jane has an ass like a peach, cervix like a Hula-Hoop.
Jane's involved in all the fundraising  at the children's school, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Jane's involved in all the fundraising  at the children...
How many cakes will you make?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
How many cakes will you make?"
Because the last time I helped you, you sold my cakes for ten cents." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
Because the last time I helped you, you sold my cakes for te...
"Are we selling these cakes for Bangladeshi kids - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
"Are we selling these cakes for Bangladeshi kids
How and when were you ever effective  in the corporate world, bitch?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
How and when were you ever effective  in the corporate world...
I said, "If it is about the money, Jane,  how about I cut you a check for $100, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:11
I said, "If it is about the money, Jane,  how about I c...
Jane has a ham-colored husband call Brian. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Jane has a ham-colored husband call Brian.
I have never seen Brian  out of a bicycle helmet in my entire life. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
I have never seen Brian  out of a bicycle helmet in my entir...
But it gives me some insight into...  Men have identity issues, as well. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
But it gives me some insight into...  Men have identity issu...
He's about 45, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
He's about 45,
Bicycle helmet, workout gear, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Bicycle helmet, workout gear,
"Just here to collect my children." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
"Just here to collect my children."
What is it about a middle-aged man, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
What is it about a middle-aged man,
"I'm raising awareness for cancer!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
"I'm raising awareness for cancer!"
And there's some people, that if you deviate, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
And there's some people, that if you deviate,
She looks at me and she says, "Oh, Katherine, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
She looks at me and she says, "Oh, Katherine,
I would be so sad if I were alone." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I would be so sad if I were alone."
But when I'm alone, I get to hang out with me." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
But when I'm alone, I get to hang out with me."
Aren't you worried  that you're running out of time - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Aren't you worried  that you're running out of tim...