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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

He's about 45, and when he makes those cameos on the school run, he wants everyone to know...

He's about 45, and when he makes those cameos 
on the school run, he wants everyone to know he's still fit

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He's about 45,
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and when he makes those cameos  on the school run,
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he wants everyone to know he's still fit.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:04
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
Bicycle helmet, workout gear, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Bicycle helmet, workout gear,
"Just here to collect my children." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
"Just here to collect my children."
What is it about a middle-aged man, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
What is it about a middle-aged man,
"I'm raising awareness for cancer!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
"I'm raising awareness for cancer!"
And there's some people, that if you deviate, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
And there's some people, that if you deviate,
She looks at me and she says, "Oh, Katherine, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
She looks at me and she says, "Oh, Katherine,
I would be so sad if I were alone." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I would be so sad if I were alone."
But when I'm alone, I get to hang out with me." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
But when I'm alone, I get to hang out with me."
Aren't you worried  that you're running out of time - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Aren't you worried  that you're running out of tim...
If anything, I have more time than you do - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
If anything, I have more time than you do
I don't have to do it." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I don't have to do it."
Um... But don't-- It's just because  I'm an excellent mother. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Um... But don't-- It's just because  I'm an e...
So their eldest daughter, Hannah, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
So their eldest daughter, Hannah,
My daughter gets deeply wounded  by bullying - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
My daughter gets deeply wounded  by bullying
We are like two nine-year-olds, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
We are like two nine-year-olds,
I mean, I was the only child in the world - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
I mean, I was the only child in the world
They could have victimized  any girl in the school, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
They could have victimized  any girl in the school,
'Cause the only other place I'd seen women victimized for their looks - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
'Cause the only other place I'd seen women victimi...
So when it happened to me, I was like, "Ah, I have arrived!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
So when it happened to me, I was like, "Ah, I have arri...
They'd throw paper  at my head in class, I'd be like, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
They'd throw paper  at my head in class, I'd be li...