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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

He's my child's dad, and for that reason,I shall never say a bad word about him

He's my child's dad, and for that reason,
I shall never say a bad word about him

Full Transcript

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He's my child's dad,
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and for that reason, I shall never say a bad word about him.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:27
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
I remember, one evening, I was in bed, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I remember, one evening, I was in bed,
And so I appeared at the top  of the stairs in my jammies, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
And so I appeared at the top  of the stairs in my jammies,
How do you like it when someone  calls your mother a whore?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
How do you like it when someone  calls your mother a whore?&...
-[applause] -And... [laughs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
-[applause] -And... [laughs]
Uh, and I can just tell you privately, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Uh, and I can just tell you privately,
Uh... My mom's kind of like Frank Sinatra, but really sexy. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Uh... My mom's kind of like Frank Sinatra, but really s...
She's just always smoking near, like, Scotch and a piano, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
She's just always smoking near, like, Scotch and a pian...
"How's England, doll?" "It's fine." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
"How's England, doll?" "It's...
My daughter's nine years old, she's got eyes in her head, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
My daughter's nine years old, she's got eyes in he...
She says, "Mummy, do you think my daddy is a wonderful man?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
She says, "Mummy, do you think my daddy is a wonderful ...
He is the greatest man that I have ever known." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
He is the greatest man that I have ever known."
Do you think my daddy is a clever man?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
Do you think my daddy is a clever man?"
Some people say gambling problem, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
Some people say gambling problem,
Your father is going straight to the top." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Your father is going straight to the top."
Do you think my daddy  is a very, very handsome man, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
Do you think my daddy  is a very, very handsome man,
I lust for him every evening." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
I lust for him every evening."
Well, Mummy, but if all that is true, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
Well, Mummy, but if all that is true,
Is too good for me." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
Is too good for me."
I am not good enough for him. That's how amazing your father is." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I am not good enough for him. That's how amazing your f...
A lot of our arguments when we were together were very microwave-based, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
A lot of our arguments when we were together were very micro...