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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

How does he raise a gorgeous young daughter without financial help from anywhere?" And...

How does he raise a gorgeous 
young daughter without financial help from anywhere?" And there'd be memes of me 
just vacuuming with no shirt on

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How does he raise a gorgeous  young daughter without financial help
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from anywhere?"
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And there'd be memes of me  just vacuuming with no shirt on.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:21
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
[moaning] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:13
[moaning]
"Oh! Incredible dad - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
"Oh! Incredible dad
How does he do it?" [laughs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
How does he do it?" [laughs]
I'd be like,  "Well, if you think my hands are full - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
I'd be like,  "Well, if you think my hands are ful...
I would say, "I take three equal sections of hair. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
I would say, "I take three equal sections of hair.
And then, heroically, I fold one  into the other two, and so on." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
And then, heroically, I fold one  into the other two, and so...
And women all over the globe  would lose their shit. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And women all over the globe  would lose their shit.
Where is he?  Is anyone sucking him off right now, here? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Where is he?  Is anyone sucking him off right now, here?
Can I go next?" [simpers] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Can I go next?" [simpers]
She should have worked harder  to keep her family together." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:14
She should have worked harder  to keep her family together.&...
♪ I asked him more than once  La-la-la, la-la-la ♪ - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
♪ I asked him more than once  La-la-la, la-la-la ♪
There are men. You could get one." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
There are men. You could get one."
Still, still, boys are taught to become somebody, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Still, still, boys are taught to become somebody,
I have chosen to do neither of those dog shit things. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
I have chosen to do neither of those dog shit things.
And I still go on dates, but with my girlfriends. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And I still go on dates, but with my girlfriends.
I recently accompanied  my single girlfriend Emma - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
I recently accompanied  my single girlfriend Emma
It was a beautiful day, and her aunt was such an inspiring woman. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
It was a beautiful day, and her aunt was such an inspiring w...
She lived to be 95 years old, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
She lived to be 95 years old,
And as we saw her off, a man next to us said, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
And as we saw her off, a man next to us said,
95 years old and never able to find a man." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:13
95 years old and never able to find a man."