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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

I appear to have mashed Nutellainto the carpet again." I'm like, "You did. You are the...

I appear to have mashed Nutella
into the carpet again." I'm like, "You did. 
You are the shittiest butler in the world

Full Transcript

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I appear to have mashed Nutella into the carpet again."
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I'm like, "You did.  You are the shittiest butler in the world.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:28
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
But I love you, and hey, where's  Mummy's drink, though? Where is it?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
But I love you, and hey, where's  Mummy's drink, t...
Would you like a day wine  or a night wine?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
Would you like a day wine  or a night wine?"
She thinks white wine is for the day  and red wine is for the night. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
She thinks white wine is for the day  and red wine is for th...
We're not in France." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
We're not in France."
But if she is mad at me, she'll just wait three days, till we visit friends, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
But if she is mad at me, she'll just wait three days, t...
She'll say, "My mummy hides wine in the walls." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
She'll say, "My mummy hides wine in the walls.&quo...
[sighs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
[sighs]
Does anyone know Jane from North London? Do you guys know this prick? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Does anyone know Jane from North London? Do you guys know th...
So Jane used to have  a corporate career. And that's fine. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
So Jane used to have  a corporate career. And that's fi...
And now Jane stays home  to look after seven tiny children. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
And now Jane stays home  to look after seven tiny children.
Apart from I did not know  you could have that many that fast. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Apart from I did not know  you could have that many that fas...
Her eldest daughter is the same age  as my only daughter, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
Her eldest daughter is the same age  as my only daughter,
Jane has an ass like a peach, cervix like a Hula-Hoop. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Jane has an ass like a peach, cervix like a Hula-Hoop.
Jane's involved in all the fundraising  at the children's school, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Jane's involved in all the fundraising  at the children...
How many cakes will you make?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
How many cakes will you make?"
Because the last time I helped you, you sold my cakes for ten cents." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
Because the last time I helped you, you sold my cakes for te...
"Are we selling these cakes for Bangladeshi kids - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
"Are we selling these cakes for Bangladeshi kids
How and when were you ever effective  in the corporate world, bitch?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
How and when were you ever effective  in the corporate world...
I said, "If it is about the money, Jane,  how about I cut you a check for $100, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:11
I said, "If it is about the money, Jane,  how about I c...
Jane has a ham-colored husband call Brian. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Jane has a ham-colored husband call Brian.