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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

I didn't think I'd ever be able to havethat security with my child as a single mother

I didn't think I'd ever be able to have
that security with my child as a single mother

Full Transcript

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I didn't think I'd ever be able to have that security with my child
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as a single mother.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:25
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
And I invited my family to see it, and they're from Canada. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And I invited my family to see it, and they're from Can...
And they arrived and they said, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
And they arrived and they said,
[exaggerated sccent] This is the hoose  that you bought with all your money? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
[exaggerated sccent] This is the hoose  that you bought with...
Don't you know what size hoose you could afford in your hometown for this money?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Don't you know what size hoose you could afford in your...
Stop talking." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Stop talking."
Are you too good for your family?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:11
Are you too good for your family?"
We were on holiday, and she wanted  to get out of the swimming pool. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
We were on holiday, and she wanted  to get out of the swimmi...
She called out, "Mummy, prepare my towel." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
She called out, "Mummy, prepare my towel."
Means, "I'm ready  to get out of the water." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:11
Means, "I'm ready  to get out of the water."
"Get out." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
"Get out."
And it's an old  gothic church conversion in England. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And it's an old  gothic church conversion in England.
We had to redo the whole thing 'cause it was falling apart. They love old shit. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
We had to redo the whole thing 'cause it was falling ap...
And I, uh... I chose, with my daughter, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
And I, uh... I chose, with my daughter,
We chose florals on florals, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
We chose florals on florals,
And I found a builder, and I showed him my plans, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
And I found a builder, and I showed him my plans,
If you do this,  no man will want to live here." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
If you do this,  no man will want to live here."
Do you promise? Get it on the wall." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:11
Do you promise? Get it on the wall."
He was like, "I don't think Golden Girls tile mosaic is good idea for toilets." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:13
He was like, "I don't think Golden Girls tile mosa...
I mean, she wanted glitter carpet, glitter wall, little glitter disco ball. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
I mean, she wanted glitter carpet, glitter wall, little glit...
When I showed him that, he said, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
When I showed him that, he said,