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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

I'd be like, "Well, if you think my hands are full you should see my heart

I'd be like, 
"Well, if you think my hands are full you should see my heart

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I'd be like,  "Well, if you think my hands are full
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you should see my heart.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:58
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
I would say, "I take three equal sections of hair. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
I would say, "I take three equal sections of hair.
And then, heroically, I fold one  into the other two, and so on." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
And then, heroically, I fold one  into the other two, and so...
And women all over the globe  would lose their shit. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And women all over the globe  would lose their shit.
Where is he?  Is anyone sucking him off right now, here? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Where is he?  Is anyone sucking him off right now, here?
Can I go next?" [simpers] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Can I go next?" [simpers]
She should have worked harder  to keep her family together." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:14
She should have worked harder  to keep her family together.&...
♪ I asked him more than once  La-la-la, la-la-la ♪ - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
♪ I asked him more than once  La-la-la, la-la-la ♪
There are men. You could get one." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
There are men. You could get one."
Still, still, boys are taught to become somebody, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Still, still, boys are taught to become somebody,
I have chosen to do neither of those dog shit things. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
I have chosen to do neither of those dog shit things.
And I still go on dates, but with my girlfriends. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And I still go on dates, but with my girlfriends.
I recently accompanied  my single girlfriend Emma - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
I recently accompanied  my single girlfriend Emma
It was a beautiful day, and her aunt was such an inspiring woman. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
It was a beautiful day, and her aunt was such an inspiring w...
She lived to be 95 years old, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
She lived to be 95 years old,
And as we saw her off, a man next to us said, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
And as we saw her off, a man next to us said,
95 years old and never able to find a man." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:13
95 years old and never able to find a man."
♪ Get your breath away from me ♪ - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:12
♪ Get your breath away from me ♪
She came home from school  the other day, and she said to me, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
She came home from school  the other day, and she said to me...
I said, "What, Violet? What's happening in your country?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:19
I said, "What, Violet? What's happening in your co...
[chuckles] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
[chuckles]