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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

If anything, I have more time than you do 'cause I don't have to help find14 tiny shoes...

If anything, I have more time than you do 'cause I don't have to help find
14 tiny shoes every morning

Full Transcript

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If anything, I have more time than you do
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'cause I don't have to help find 14 tiny shoes every morning.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:36
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
I don't have to do it." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I don't have to do it."
Um... But don't-- It's just because  I'm an excellent mother. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Um... But don't-- It's just because  I'm an e...
So their eldest daughter, Hannah, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
So their eldest daughter, Hannah,
My daughter gets deeply wounded  by bullying - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
My daughter gets deeply wounded  by bullying
We are like two nine-year-olds, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
We are like two nine-year-olds,
I mean, I was the only child in the world - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
I mean, I was the only child in the world
They could have victimized  any girl in the school, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
They could have victimized  any girl in the school,
'Cause the only other place I'd seen women victimized for their looks - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
'Cause the only other place I'd seen women victimi...
So when it happened to me, I was like, "Ah, I have arrived!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
So when it happened to me, I was like, "Ah, I have arri...
They'd throw paper  at my head in class, I'd be like, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
They'd throw paper  at my head in class, I'd be li...
And teachers, if you're in, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
And teachers, if you're in,
I would appreciate it if you could have  meaningful conversations - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I would appreciate it if you could have  meaningful conversa...
She said, "Meh... Why don't we let the school deal with it?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
She said, "Meh... Why don't we let the school deal...
"Why don't I fuck your man?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
"Why don't I fuck your man?"
What kind of mother are you if you're not prepared to weaponize your pussy - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
What kind of mother are you if you're not prepared to w...
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
[cheering and applause]
I will hate fuck the absolute shit  out of Brian. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
I will hate fuck the absolute shit  out of Brian.
That's why I think the best thing to do - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
That's why I think the best thing to do
Hey, how'd you like to spend every other weekend on the highway, huh? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Hey, how'd you like to spend every other weekend on the...
And I think I co-parent  with Violet's father quite successfully. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
And I think I co-parent  with Violet's father quite suc...