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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

If I were this bad at anything else-- If I were a surgeon who managed to kill every...

If I were this bad at anything else-- If I were a surgeon 
who managed to kill every patient

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If I were this bad at anything else--
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If I were a surgeon  who managed to kill every patient...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:49
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
Pretty sure my friends and family  would not be like, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Pretty sure my friends and family  would not be like,
Just one more try." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Just one more try."
I think the ladies will agree with me, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I think the ladies will agree with me,
I don't have any sandwiches on me. Perhaps if I speak to you from my knees. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
I don't have any sandwiches on me. Perhaps if I speak t...
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
[cheering and applause]
Six years in the house, Joseph! And what do you do in there? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Six years in the house, Joseph! And what do you do in there?
[sniffling] "I play video games." [sighs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
[sniffling] "I play video games." [sighs]
Even though you're clearly far too young to have a man in your house. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Even though you're clearly far too young to have a man ...
Listen, I'm glad  that it's working out for you, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
Listen, I'm glad  that it's working out for you,
I just feel like, right now,  it's best if I stay single - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I just feel like, right now,  it's best if I stay singl...
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
[cheering and applause]
And there's not a person here  who wouldn't fuck Céline Dion. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And there's not a person here  who wouldn't fuck C...
She has released albums in Japanese, Mandarin Chinese, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
She has released albums in Japanese, Mandarin Chinese,
The current president  of the world's largest economy - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
The current president  of the world's largest economy
It's that I know Céline Dion's husband met her when he was 38 years old - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
It's that I know Céline Dion's husband met her whe...
[audience gasping] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
[audience gasping]
They're like, "Bah, I don't know,  Céline Dion, she knew what she was doing." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
They're like, "Bah, I don't know,  Céline Dio...
Just, you know, in charge of her  day-to-day affairs, like a father figure. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Just, you know, in charge of her  day-to-day affairs, like a...
And nothing sexual happened  between them until the magical evening - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
And nothing sexual happened  between them until the magical ...
He's over here trapped in the closet,  looking at this relationship like, "What? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
He's over here trapped in the closet,  looking at this ...