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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

"Just here to collect my children." Brian runs marathons. The worst kind of prick, by the...

"Just here to collect my children." Brian runs marathons. 
The worst kind of prick, by the way

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"Just here to collect my children."
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Brian runs marathons.  The worst kind of prick, by the way.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:18
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
What is it about a middle-aged man, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
What is it about a middle-aged man,
"I'm raising awareness for cancer!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
"I'm raising awareness for cancer!"
And there's some people, that if you deviate, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
And there's some people, that if you deviate,
She looks at me and she says, "Oh, Katherine, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
She looks at me and she says, "Oh, Katherine,
I would be so sad if I were alone." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I would be so sad if I were alone."
But when I'm alone, I get to hang out with me." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
But when I'm alone, I get to hang out with me."
Aren't you worried  that you're running out of time - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Aren't you worried  that you're running out of tim...
If anything, I have more time than you do - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
If anything, I have more time than you do
I don't have to do it." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I don't have to do it."
Um... But don't-- It's just because  I'm an excellent mother. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Um... But don't-- It's just because  I'm an e...
So their eldest daughter, Hannah, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
So their eldest daughter, Hannah,
My daughter gets deeply wounded  by bullying - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
My daughter gets deeply wounded  by bullying
We are like two nine-year-olds, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
We are like two nine-year-olds,
I mean, I was the only child in the world - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
I mean, I was the only child in the world
They could have victimized  any girl in the school, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
They could have victimized  any girl in the school,
'Cause the only other place I'd seen women victimized for their looks - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
'Cause the only other place I'd seen women victimi...
So when it happened to me, I was like, "Ah, I have arrived!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
So when it happened to me, I was like, "Ah, I have arri...
They'd throw paper  at my head in class, I'd be like, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
They'd throw paper  at my head in class, I'd be li...
And teachers, if you're in, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
And teachers, if you're in,
I would appreciate it if you could have  meaningful conversations - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I would appreciate it if you could have  meaningful conversa...