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Life's just not fair sometimes.  Um... [chuckles]
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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Life's just not fair sometimes. Um... And so, um... he moved to Japan, and Violet...

Life's just not fair sometimes. 
Um... [chuckles] And so, um... he moved to Japan, and Violet said, 
"Don't worry, Mummy. He's a nuisance." And then after about a week and a half,
he called me and he said, "Oh, you didn't come."
I said, "Pardon me?" He said, "I just figured you would come." I was like, "Where'd that apathy get you
in our sex life?

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Life's just not fair sometimes.  Um... [chuckles]
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And so, um... he moved to Japan,
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and Violet said,  "Don't worry, Mummy. He's a nuisance."
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And then after about a week and a half, he called me and he said,
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"Oh, you didn't come." I said, "Pardon me?"
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He said, "I just figured you would come."
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I was like, "Where'd that apathy get you in our sex life?
Duration
23 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:18
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
"Why now what I spontaneously come?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:14
"Why now what I spontaneously come?"
You thought... You thought that I was gonna sell the dogs, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:13
You thought... You thought that I was gonna sell the dogs,
Just to suck your dick in Japan?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:13
Just to suck your dick in Japan?"
I enjoy your company,  but you are a luxury item." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
I enjoy your company,  but you are a luxury item."
And I suppose because you have a child, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
And I suppose because you have a child,
No." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
No."
I was like, "It literally says priority on your bags - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
I was like, "It literally says priority on your bags
And I always check back into economy to see how you're doing on the flight." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
And I always check back into economy to see how you're ...
He said, "I must go where I am needed." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
He said, "I must go where I am needed."
Can you imagine, if I followed, just me, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Can you imagine, if I followed, just me,
Give me back my boyfriend  or I shall destroy Tokyo! - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Give me back my boyfriend  or I shall destroy Tokyo!
I was in such a rush, I fell  in the airport and broke my front tooth. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
I was in such a rush, I fell  in the airport and broke my fr...
He said, "Don't worry. We'll get your tooth sorted, it's fine." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
He said, "Don't worry. We'll get your tooth s...
I do need him." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
I do need him."
I said, "Mom, I'm gonna sell the dogs, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
I said, "Mom, I'm gonna sell the dogs,
"Let me get this straight."  [exhales heavily] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
"Let me get this straight."  [exhales heavily]
So I came home. But I will be honest, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
So I came home. But I will be honest,
And my friends gathered round me, like friends do in times of grief. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
And my friends gathered round me, like friends do in times o...
And they were like, "Girl, you need  to get yourself a revenge body, girl." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:15
And they were like, "Girl, you need  to get yourself a ...
You're like, "Katherine, why are all your friends offensive stereotypes - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
You're like, "Katherine, why are all your friends ...