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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Please, just kill us, no!" It's never gonna happen

Please, just kill us, no!" It's never gonna happen

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Please, just kill us, no!"
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It's never gonna happen.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:25
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
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N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
When my boyfriend left, I gained ten pounds, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
When my boyfriend left, I gained ten pounds,
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
[cheering and applause]
Meghan Markle, I'm supposed to like her, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Meghan Markle, I'm supposed to like her,
That cut me very deep. [sighs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
That cut me very deep. [sighs]
She saw his rare gemstone penis - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
She saw his rare gemstone penis
What's the point of even being rich  if you can't have Taco Bell every day? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
What's the point of even being rich  if you can't ...
When she and Kate Middleton  go out on disaster relief, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
When she and Kate Middleton  go out on disaster relief,
I'm very happy that there's  mixed ethnicity in the royal family. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
I'm very happy that there's  mixed ethnicity in th...
But wouldn't it also be groundbreaking to have a duchess over 92 pounds? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
But wouldn't it also be groundbreaking to have a duches...
Like, "What? Feed these women!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
Like, "What? Feed these women!"
[whistling] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
[whistling]
"We'll see how this goes for her,  and then..." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
"We'll see how this goes for her,  and then...&quo...
So, there are two single mothers, you've arrived together, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
So, there are two single mothers, you've arrived togeth...
She's like, "Dawn, you be quiet. As ever, I'm the spokeswoman. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
She's like, "Dawn, you be quiet. As ever, I'm...
You saw what happened when you tried to get us those free drinks earlier. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
You saw what happened when you tried to get us those free dr...
Let me deal with it, Dawn." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Let me deal with it, Dawn."
May I ask, how long has each of you  been a single mother for? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
May I ask, how long has each of you  been a single mother fo...
Both-- Both of you together decided  in 2009, "This is gonna be our year"? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Both-- Both of you together decided  in 2009, "This is ...
And you were just coincidentally friends? Or this was an organized... - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
And you were just coincidentally friends? Or this was an org...
Okay, your children are friends, and you're friends, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Okay, your children are friends, and you're friends,