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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

She's gonna bulk up,be drafted by the NBA, beat him at his own game."

She's gonna bulk up,
be drafted by the NBA, beat him at his own game." [applause]

Full Transcript

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She's gonna bulk up, be drafted by the NBA,
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beat him at his own game."
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[applause]
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:27
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
That's not what happened, though. [laughs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
That's not what happened, though. [laughs]
[laughs simperingly] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
[laughs simperingly]
Show me a revenge film, Taken, starring Liam Neeson. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Show me a revenge film, Taken, starring Liam Neeson.
When he's on the phone, like,  "I have a very specific set of skills. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
When he's on the phone, like,  "I have a very spec...
Then, like, Bible,  I will lose ten pounds." [simpers] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:13
Then, like, Bible,  I will lose ten pounds." [simpers]
Please, just kill us, no!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Please, just kill us, no!"
When my boyfriend left, I gained ten pounds, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
When my boyfriend left, I gained ten pounds,
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
[cheering and applause]
Meghan Markle, I'm supposed to like her, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Meghan Markle, I'm supposed to like her,
That cut me very deep. [sighs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
That cut me very deep. [sighs]
She saw his rare gemstone penis - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
She saw his rare gemstone penis
What's the point of even being rich  if you can't have Taco Bell every day? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
What's the point of even being rich  if you can't ...
When she and Kate Middleton  go out on disaster relief, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
When she and Kate Middleton  go out on disaster relief,
I'm very happy that there's  mixed ethnicity in the royal family. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
I'm very happy that there's  mixed ethnicity in th...
But wouldn't it also be groundbreaking to have a duchess over 92 pounds? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
But wouldn't it also be groundbreaking to have a duches...
Like, "What? Feed these women!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
Like, "What? Feed these women!"
[whistling] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
[whistling]
"We'll see how this goes for her,  and then..." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
"We'll see how this goes for her,  and then...&quo...
So, there are two single mothers, you've arrived together, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
So, there are two single mothers, you've arrived togeth...
She's like, "Dawn, you be quiet. As ever, I'm the spokeswoman. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
She's like, "Dawn, you be quiet. As ever, I'm...