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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

"I wank into a mirror." You're allowed to do all those things,Joseph, okay

[sniffling] "I play video games." [sighs] "I wank into a mirror." You're allowed to do all those things,
Joseph, okay

Full Transcript

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[sniffling] "I play video games." [sighs]
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"I wank into a mirror."
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You're allowed to do all those things, Joseph, okay.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:25
Uploaded
Jun 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
Even though you're clearly far too young to have a man in your house. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Even though you're clearly far too young to have a man ...
Listen, I'm glad  that it's working out for you, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
Listen, I'm glad  that it's working out for you,
I just feel like, right now,  it's best if I stay single - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I just feel like, right now,  it's best if I stay singl...
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
[cheering and applause]
And there's not a person here  who wouldn't fuck Céline Dion. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And there's not a person here  who wouldn't fuck C...
She has released albums in Japanese, Mandarin Chinese, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
She has released albums in Japanese, Mandarin Chinese,
The current president  of the world's largest economy - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
The current president  of the world's largest economy
It's that I know Céline Dion's husband met her when he was 38 years old - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
It's that I know Céline Dion's husband met her whe...
[audience gasping] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
[audience gasping]
They're like, "Bah, I don't know,  Céline Dion, she knew what she was doing." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
They're like, "Bah, I don't know,  Céline Dio...
Just, you know, in charge of her  day-to-day affairs, like a father figure. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Just, you know, in charge of her  day-to-day affairs, like a...
And nothing sexual happened  between them until the magical evening - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
And nothing sexual happened  between them until the magical ...
He's over here trapped in the closet,  looking at this relationship like, "What? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
He's over here trapped in the closet,  looking at this ...
I would've been so much less creepy if I grew up in Marseille! Why?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
I would've been so much less creepy if I grew up in Mar...
And I really recommend  having an English child. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And I really recommend  having an English child.
Aw, she's got me feeling  like the Fresh Prince all day. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Aw, she's got me feeling  like the Fresh Prince all day...
I appear to have mashed Nutella into the carpet again." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
I appear to have mashed Nutella into the carpet again."
But I love you, and hey, where's  Mummy's drink, though? Where is it?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
But I love you, and hey, where's  Mummy's drink, t...
Would you like a day wine  or a night wine?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
Would you like a day wine  or a night wine?"
She thinks white wine is for the day  and red wine is for the night. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
She thinks white wine is for the day  and red wine is for th...