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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

Someone said, "Maybe build a setlike an entire kitchen, and then you'd be performing in a...

Someone said, "Maybe build a set
like an entire kitchen, and then you'd be performing 
in a familiar environment." [sighs] But I just think 
they should grow a dick instead

Full Transcript

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Someone said, "Maybe build a set like an entire kitchen,
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and then you'd be performing  in a familiar environment."
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[sighs] But I just think  they should grow a dick instead.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:33
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
Men have a lot of safe spaces, like the Senate and the world and... - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Men have a lot of safe spaces, like the Senate and the world...
Um, I get it, I'm a woman - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Um, I get it, I'm a woman
"Why doesn't she just sing a song?" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:17
"Why doesn't she just sing a song?"
And for everyone's better life, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
And for everyone's better life,
If I were this bad at anything else-- - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
If I were this bad at anything else--
Pretty sure my friends and family  would not be like, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Pretty sure my friends and family  would not be like,
Just one more try." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
Just one more try."
I think the ladies will agree with me, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I think the ladies will agree with me,
I don't have any sandwiches on me. Perhaps if I speak to you from my knees. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
I don't have any sandwiches on me. Perhaps if I speak t...
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
[cheering and applause]
Six years in the house, Joseph! And what do you do in there? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Six years in the house, Joseph! And what do you do in there?
[sniffling] "I play video games." [sighs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
[sniffling] "I play video games." [sighs]
Even though you're clearly far too young to have a man in your house. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Even though you're clearly far too young to have a man ...
Listen, I'm glad  that it's working out for you, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
Listen, I'm glad  that it's working out for you,
I just feel like, right now,  it's best if I stay single - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
I just feel like, right now,  it's best if I stay singl...
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:10
[cheering and applause]
And there's not a person here  who wouldn't fuck Céline Dion. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
And there's not a person here  who wouldn't fuck C...
She has released albums in Japanese, Mandarin Chinese, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
She has released albums in Japanese, Mandarin Chinese,
The current president  of the world's largest economy - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
The current president  of the world's largest economy
It's that I know Céline Dion's husband met her when he was 38 years old - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
It's that I know Céline Dion's husband met her whe...