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That's not what happened, though. [laughs]
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Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room

That's not what happened, though. Uh, she just got a little bit smaller

That's not what happened, though. [laughs] Uh, she just got a little bit smaller

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That's not what happened, though. [laughs]
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Uh, she just got a little bit smaller.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:37
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Canadian comic Katherine Ryan's stand-up special packed with anecdotes, jokes, and a pertinent take on society.
[laughs simperingly] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
[laughs simperingly]
Show me a revenge film, Taken, starring Liam Neeson. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
Show me a revenge film, Taken, starring Liam Neeson.
When he's on the phone, like,  "I have a very specific set of skills. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
When he's on the phone, like,  "I have a very spec...
Then, like, Bible,  I will lose ten pounds." [simpers] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:13
Then, like, Bible,  I will lose ten pounds." [simpers]
Please, just kill us, no!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
Please, just kill us, no!"
When my boyfriend left, I gained ten pounds, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
When my boyfriend left, I gained ten pounds,
[cheering and applause] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:07
[cheering and applause]
Meghan Markle, I'm supposed to like her, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:08
Meghan Markle, I'm supposed to like her,
That cut me very deep. [sighs] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
That cut me very deep. [sighs]
She saw his rare gemstone penis - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
She saw his rare gemstone penis
What's the point of even being rich  if you can't have Taco Bell every day? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
What's the point of even being rich  if you can't ...
When she and Kate Middleton  go out on disaster relief, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
When she and Kate Middleton  go out on disaster relief,
I'm very happy that there's  mixed ethnicity in the royal family. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
I'm very happy that there's  mixed ethnicity in th...
But wouldn't it also be groundbreaking to have a duchess over 92 pounds? - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
But wouldn't it also be groundbreaking to have a duches...
Like, "What? Feed these women!" - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:09
Like, "What? Feed these women!"
[whistling] - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
[whistling]
"We'll see how this goes for her,  and then..." - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:06
"We'll see how this goes for her,  and then...&quo...
So, there are two single mothers, you've arrived together, - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:05
So, there are two single mothers, you've arrived togeth...
She's like, "Dawn, you be quiet. As ever, I'm the spokeswoman. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
She's like, "Dawn, you be quiet. As ever, I'm...
You saw what happened when you tried to get us those free drinks earlier. - Katherine Ryan: Glitter Room 00:04
You saw what happened when you tried to get us those free dr...